interweb procrastination
Flotsam & Jetsam
9:19AM Jess McGuire | Another win from McSweeney’s Internet Tendency! This list of “comments written by actual students extracted from workshopped manuscripts at a major university” tickled me in all the right places. If you’re looking to waste a couple of minutes on the internet today, click through. More »
“Is This A Typo Or Are You Being Experimental?”
9:19AM Jess McGuire | Another win from McSweeney’s Internet Tendency! This list of “comments written by actual students extracted from workshopped manuscripts at a major university” tickled me in all the right places. If you’re looking to waste a couple of minutes on the internet today, click through. More » 
Flotsam & Jetsam
4:56PM Jess McGuire | The following link may not be safe for work, but by jingoes it’s amusing. A collection of photos featuring menfolk with “awkward boners”? Don’t mind if we do! More »
Awkward Boners
4:56PM Jess McGuire | The following link may not be safe for work, but by jingoes it’s amusing. A collection of photos featuring menfolk with “awkward boners”? Don’t mind if we do! More » 
Live Every Week Like It’s Shark Week
2:25PM Jess McGuire | It’s not quite LOLCATS (remember when they were brand new and hilarious?) nor is it Fail Dogs (this photo never fails to make me guffaw) but as far as internet distractions go this week, FUCK YEAH SHARKS has managed to make me chuckle quite a few times.
Exhibit A.
Exhibit B.
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Thanks to Clem for the heads up!
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11:07AM Jess McGuire | If you would like to waste hours, nay, days at work, then allow me to thoroughly recommend trawling through the archives of advice giving dude Dan Savage’s sex column ‘Savage Love’
I used to read it religiously a couple of years ago, but forgot about it until recently. Then I stumbled upon one divine page where every single column for the past nine years has been popped online, and trawling through them all has been a mixture of bliss and confusion (”He wants to do what to his girlfriend? Would it even fit in there?”)
One of my favourite Dan Savage quotes is one he made when talking about goth girls.
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