8:30AM Defamer Hollywood | Anyone who saw his appearance on
Ellen today knows that Thomas Haden Church is a real laugh riot. Just ask Thomas Haden Church. His favourite joke? Showing his dick to people. After
flashing his junk on the set of
Sideways — not exactly the indie version of
Porky’s — the numbnuts mechanic from
Wings decided the best way to keep his second chance at success going was to flash another cast and crew. On the set of his new film
Smart People (which, judging from the preview, looks too dumb for smart people and too boring for dumb people) Church once again showed off his junk. “Dennis and the cameraman enjoyed that… Dennis whirled in disgust and left the set.” Perhaps it is the belief that a successful joke clears the room which makes Church leave his “sticky fruits flopping around” all the time. Or maybe a better explanation can be found in the actor’s own initials, THC. We’re just saying… [
Contact Music]
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