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Here’s A Reason To Stab Yourself This Morning: Corey Worthington Is Probably Going To Make More Money Over The Next Year Due To His Famous Glasses Than Any Of Us Will Ever Make In A Lifetime

8:02AM Jess McGuire | Just when you thought it was safe to don ridiculous yellow glasses and advertise your shindigs on Le Spazz without fear of being confused for Narre Warren’s finest, it emerges that Corey Worthington Delany is not only back in our papers, but making serious cash from his reputation as a fun time guy with impressive abilities to advertise suburban house parties through the magic of text messaging and social networking sites. Forget about his 15 minutes of fame, notorious party pest Corey Worthington is set to go global, having signed a lucrative endorsement deal with one of the largest mobile phone companies in the UK. More »