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BREAKING: MTV/Lionsgate Employees Flee Gas Leak, Take Refuge in Happy Hour
9:00AM STV | Certainly we’d never wish suffering or terror on anyone, but it’s refreshing to see our friends at MGM hand off this week’s fleeing-in-terror duties to someone else for a change: A Defamer operative sent word minutes ago that staffers at MTV and Lionsgate have evacuated their positions due to a gas leak in the garage of their Santa Monica headquarters. But where to go, especially without the aid of their threatened vehicles? More »
BREAKING: MGM Bomb-Threat Tradition Revived; Building Evacuated
5:30AM STV | It feels just like old times today at MGM, where the dawn of a new, Weinstein-free era shines on the horizon and staffers are once again evacuating MGM Tower — “Running with boxes of precious scripts and screeners under my arm,” in one Defamer operative’s words — in the wake of yet another bomb threat. An official e-mail circulating now notes that the LAPD are en route and that, if everything checks out, operations are expected to resume around 2 p.m. We also hear that Fanboys was safely moved to an undisclosed location until Harvey arrives to pick it up after work; hopefully the worst is over. More »
Brad Pitt Successfuly Evacuated From Secure, Non-Burning Toronto Landmark
8:45AM STV | It wasn’t just the Lumenick/Ebert skirmish that took nearly a week to reach the states via specially trained Canadian gossip pigeons. Now we’re learning more about the fire that threatened Burn After Reading co-star Brad Pitt at his hotel in Toronto — or perhaps “threatened” is too strong a word. Maybe “damaged an adjacent complex while Pitt’s security detail freaked the fuck out” might be a little more on point, according to a report: More »
7:55AM STV | Apocalypse Commences at MGM Tower: A brave reader sends word and photographic evidence of the third — and by far the most real yet — safety crisis to grip the Century City landmark in the last week: Bees! “They have not yet shut down the building, but the front entrance is now closed due to a swarm of bees huddling over and around their queen,” we’re told. We’re not sure if this is at all connected to the Tower’s bomb-y, anthrax-y week of living dangerously, or if perhaps it’s just a late public rally in support of UA’s beleaguered Paula Wagner, but in any event, we once again advise caution to those working at or visiting the site. And, of course, insert your “Finally — buzz at MGM!” joke here. More »
BREAKING: MGM Closes Out ‘Danger Week 2008′ With an Anthrax Threat
4:55AM STV | This is turning out to be the week that was at MGM, where the studio celebrated Harry Sloan’s recent re-upping with a bomb threat, a building evacuation and now, according to officials, a good old-fashioned anthrax scare inside MGM Tower. We hear the threat came in more than two hours ago, but MGM staff was only officially notified at 11:40. No mandatory evacuations are taking place during the investigation, though staffers have been advised, “If you feel uncomfortable remaining at the Tower you may leave upon notification to your Supervisor.” Century City is the new Gotham — who knew? More »
