3:16PM Jess McGuire | You knew there was going to be a follow up to
this, didn’t you?
I like to think there’s sort of an unspoken pact between us, dear reader. For my part, I promise to rustle myself out of bed each day and trawl the internet for stupid stories that I hope you’ll find somewhat amusing. Occasionally I’ll share with you my favourite things, like the Australian internet version of Oprah (where’s my Stedman/Gayle? Sigh…), and from time to time I’ll tell you that I hate something with a red hot passion and declare it to be 100% rubbish that was in all likelihood produced by Satan’s loins. And no matter what I’m telling you, you know it’s coming from my heart, from a place of truth and honesty.
And it is with that pact in mind that I must update you all on my feelings about Katy Perry.
Oh, god…
Oh, god…
This is harder than I thought…
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