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Hugh Hefner’s Old Penis Gets The Media Treatment
9:30AM Foster Kamer | Heh is the overwhelming sentiment one can read every time the New York Times gets cocky. And by cocky, I mean: talking about penises. In this instance, it’s talking about one of the oldest, most famous media penises still alive: Hugh Hefner’s. More »
People
Demi Moore’s New, International Twitter War
8:30PM Andrew Belonsky | Demi Moore won’t respond to the British Prime Minister’s wife. Victoria Beckham won’t respond to questions about her tits. And Hugh Hefner doesn’t respond well to his wife’s infidelity. Oh, yes, it’s your Thursday Gossip Roundup! More »
Big Screen
Brett Ratner Too Important To Focus On Playmates Or Directing
6:29AM Richard Rushfield | As any Master of the Universe can tell you, the key to success is an ability to multi-task. And to always be talking into a phone so you look busy and important, especially when hot girls are around. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Brangelina Will Have To Pry My Gray’s Papaya From My Dead Hands
1:00AM Foster Kamer | Brad and Angelina want to move to the Upper West Side; I’d prefer they didn’t. Shirley Jones wants to get naked; same. Piven’s a perv, Shatner’s sad, Paul McCartney sucks, Stevie Wonder does blow! Here’s your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
Holly Madison Quits Job As Hef’s Chief Vagina Retoucher
5:33AM Kyle Buchanan | In this perilous economy, would anyone leave a good living behind to assume a new position as Criss Angel’s girlfriend? More »Attention Hugh Hefner: Holly Valance Is Mad Keen To Get Her Cans Out For You
9:44AM Jess McGuire | The recent ups and downs of playboy playgrandad Hugh Hefner’s romantic life has been well covered over the past few months. Is there anything (other than youthful twins) that could possibly put a smile on the old dude’s face? Perhaps there is! As long as he knows who the hell Holly Valance is, he should be rather pleased she’s offered to strip off in the name of his struggling magazine.
Former Neighbours star Holly Valance has issued a “come get me” plea to Playboy boss Hugh Hefner. “I’d consider topless too if it was perhaps in black and white,” the 25-year-old said.
But of course! Black and white is art. Colour photography is for those sluts in Maxim and FHM and Ralph – isn’t that right Mercedes? Not that Holly assumes her offer would mean anything to Hugh Hefner.
“However I doubt Hugh would ever want me to do it.”
Awwww, taste the humility!
What’s Holly Valance been up to in the States anyway?
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Kendra Wilkinson Reveals Unsurprising Confirmation Of Hef’s Non-Sex Life
3:41AM Kyle Buchanan | Well, this is no way to treat that nice old man who bought you some new knockers! Now that Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson has escaped, she’s revealing all about Hugh Hefner—and their sex life. More »
Brett Ratner Barely Earns Hugh Hefner Seal of Approval
6:56AM STV | Hugh Hefner spent some time last weekend recounting his Hollywood obsession for the LAT. Conspicuously missing from his list: Brett Ratner, who is likely to direct a Hefner biopic in the years ahead. More »
Hef and the Body-Painted Twins Wish You a Very Perky, NSFW Christmas
8:38AM Kyle Buchanan | It looks like we’ll have to think of a new idea for the Defamer Christmas card, because Hugh Hefner and his 19-year-old twin concubines have gone and stolen ours. More »
