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Marcia Brady on Anal Sex: ‘Ow, My Rectum!’

8:20AM Kyle Buchanan | Remember sweet, innocent Marcia Brady? If you do, you probably haven’t been paying attention this week, as her portrayer, Maureen McCormick, has undertaken a press tour meant to despoil her clean-cut image once and for all. First, McCormick regaled a horrified Today audience with tales of congenital syphilis, then she took to The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet to reveal her coked-out near-miss with the Indiana Jones franchise. Now, McCormick has taped an appearance on Howard Stern’s Howard TV set to air later tonight, and in the clip excerpted after the jump, she discusses her painful anal sex experiences and a drugged, aborted date with Steve Martin. Somewhere, a horrified Carol Brady is shaking her stylish flip. Enjoy! More »

Brooke Hogan on Dick Cheney: ‘Who’s That?’

7:10AM Kyle Buchanan | When we solicited thoughts on VP candidate Sarah Palin from reality star Brooke Hogan, Brooke’s naive response of “Who’s that?” initially echoed in our hearts as a poignant reminder of the bygone, pre-Palin media era. You can imagine our confusion, then, when Hogan appeared on today’s Howard Stern show and as the subject of the now-notorious Defamer video came up, she coolly denied that we’d ever asked her about Sarah Palin in the first place: More »

To Avoid Stale Olsen Twin Jokes, Artie Lange Checks Into Rehab

10:20AM Defamer Hollywood | After winding his way through a media-sponsored meltdown that saw him terrorize Conan O’Brien, endure torture on Donnie Deutsch, and ultimately resign from the Howard Stern show, comedian Artie Lange pulled out of the Bob Saget roast this past weekend to check himself into rehab. Says Page Six: More »

Dolly Parton Threatening To Sue Howard Stern For Tossing Her Lovely Audio Book Into A Filth Salad (NSFW)

10:55AM Seth | We really take no pleasure in informing you that two of our idols—early tickle-machine adopter Howard Stern and top-heavy country legend Dolly Parton—are currently at war, but such is the case. To get you up to date, last week, Stern broadcast edited portions of her self-narrated audio book to form several beyond-filthy phrases. (Like, seriously: NSFW. This is the kind of stuff you imagine hearing at a 4 a.m. “Aristocrats” session around Bob Saget’s jacuzzi after a night of Tuaca shots and blow. As such, it’s hilarious.) Parton has had a listen, and released this statement in response: More »

Artie Lange Quits Stern Show (Again), Cementing His Top Ranking On Celebrity Deathwatch

9:00AM Mark Graham | While we haven’t been avid listeners of Howard Stern since he made the switch to Sirius a few years back (call us crazy or even cheap, but we’re morally opposed to paying for radio), we still follow the show pretty closely. And as anyone who has been paying attention knows, Stern sidekick Artie Lange has been on a self-destructive streak for the better part of the last nine or so months. His weight has been ballooning, his already prolific drug habit has only gotten worse and his on-air behaviour has become more erratic than ever before. However, things reached Defcon 6 levels on today’s show when Artie flew into a rage, got into a physical confrontation with his personal assistant and abruptly (and from the sounds of it, tearily) resigned from the show. Audio of the incident follows after the jump. More »