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Lindsay Lohan “Still Learning” Time, Fashion

8:48PM Andrew Belonsky | Lindsay Lohan tries to explain her adventures in fashion. Britney Spears receives a dubious award. Joe Francis has no backbone. And we feel bad for Leona Lewis. Yes, it’s your Thursday gossip roundup. It’s chock full of nuts! More »
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Tyra Banks Enjoys Being Naked, In The Right Light

8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Tyra lets it hang out. Paparazzi want to hang Tom and Gisele out for an alleged shooting. And Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr are hanging out with a new baby. Welcome to your Wednesday morning gossip roundup! More »
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Anna Nicole Smith’s Boyfriend Charged With Supplying Her Drugs

7:33PM Ryan Tate | She died two years ago, but we’re still addicted to Anna Nicole Smith. Now there’s a new excuse to talk about the trashy Marilyn Monroe of our age: More »

4:39AM Seth | Dannielynn Hope Birkhead, now 18-months-old, has been named sole heir to the Anna Nicole Smith estate by an L.A. Superior Court judge yesterday, as well as the beneficiary of a newly established trust. Larry Birkhead and estate-executor Howard K. Stern are–you guessed it–the co-trustees, a new responsibility which we can only imagine will further prevent them from putting a fucking tombstone on Anna Nicole’s grave. [usatoday.com] More »

4:39AM Seth | Dannielynn Hope Birkhead, now 18-months-old, has been named sole heir to the Anna Nicole Smith estate by an L.A. Superior Court judge yesterday, as well as the beneficiary of a newly established trust. Larry Birkhead and estate-executor Howard K. Stern are–you guessed it–the co-trustees, a new responsibility which we can only imagine will further prevent them from putting a fucking tombstone on Anna Nicole’s grave. [usatoday.com] More »

One Year After Anna Nicole’s Death, Birkhead And Stern Still Finding Ways She Can Make Money

8:24AM Seth | On February 8, 2007, a devastated Defamer was glued to CNN, following Dr. Sanjay Gupta and the rest of AnnaDeath 360° team as they offered breathless updates on the not-entirely-shocking (yet still pretty traumatic) loss of Anna Nicole Smith. And yet here we are, a full year later, and Hollywood seems doomed to repeat its trainwreck-glamorizing mistakes. Meanwhile, Smith’s legacy carries on via the creepy gentleman-callers who dotted the love polygon that defined much of her life. Larry Birkhead, we well know through a series of soul-deadening The Insider exclusives, has been adjusting to life with his money-pooping paternity jackpot, most recently having plopped the toddler on a patch of grass he assured us was Anna Nicole’s resting place, and successfully baby-wrangled his daughter into saying the word “mama” for their cameras. More »

Janice Dickinson’s Bulging ’90s Physique Has Nothing To Do With Me, Insists Sylvester Stallone

7:10AM Seth | Many of our readers are probably too young to remember this, but there was a time, at the turn of ’90s, when rapidly calcifying action star Sylvester Stallone and trap-jawed she-ninja Janice Dickinson were very much in love. It all ended badly, with a Versace catwalkside showdown after Sly learned the paternity of their supposed love child belonged to another man, leaving a shattered Dickinson sobbing into an oversized shoulder pad as she realised he was never coming back. Earlier this month, the modeling agency owner joined Fox News’s Red Eye, where she said, “He juiced me. I’d wake up and my arm was as big as Popeye – steroids, testosterone, all that stuff that people say [mimicking Stallone], ‘Hey, it’s not that good ’cause you get really big, you know what I mean?” Stallone addressed the allegations on Howard Stern’s show yesterday: More »

Creepy Men Who Define Themselves Through Their Associations To Anna Nicole Celebrate Her 40th Birthday

7:00AM Defamer Hollywood | Had she lived, Anna Nicole Smith would have been 40 years old today; she’d also very likely be disoriented, naked but for a set of lipstick cat whiskers, and wandering around the lobby of a Florida Hard Rock hotel with a nearby Howard K. Stern capturing every pratfall on Hi-8. As ever-tabloid-present in death as she was in her drug-addled years on Earth, Entertainment Tonight commemorates the posthumous milestone by approaching the two most essential mapping points on the love-polygon that defined much of her life–Stern and Larry Birkhead: Today, ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT spoke to Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead as they shared their continued grief for Anna Nicole Smith on what would have been her 40th birthday. More »

Behind The Anna Nicole Clown Video: Mark Revealed

6:45AM Defamer Hollywood | With the Attorney General investigating the sinister network of prescription-dispensing Drs. Feelgood entrusted to her care, the Anna Nicole Clown Video: Criterion Collection made the blog rounds yesterday, ensuring sleepless nights for thousands haunted by the direful sounds of a nine-year-old girl baying, “Braaain trouble!” at the former Playboy model’s unsuccessful attempts at burping a pineapple. The video only raised more questions: Who, for example, was the “Mark” that metteur en scène Howard K. Stern kept referring to throughout the shoot? Usmagazine.com has the answer: Mark Schey, the president and CEO of creative agency 22Digital, which created the “TRIMSPA, Baby!” slogan, tells Us that through his “good, professional relationship” with Smith he often helped her post fan videos on her personal website “as a courtesy kind of thing.” He claims he was not paid, however, and that he wasn’t present at the Bahamas video shoot. More »

Anna Nicole Smith Clown Video Director’s Cut More Disturbing Than We Ever Imagined

8:15AM Defamer Hollywood | It turns out the now-infamous Anna Nicole in Creepy Clown Makeup clip comes from a much longer, much more disturbing video, aired on Geraldo at Large. Brought to Rivera’s show by the father of a nine-year-old girl present for the entire shoot, the girl describes having seen Howard K. Stern give Smith something from “a white bottle with red stripes.” Smith then quickly descends into incoherency, mistaking the toy doll in her arms for her own baby, and her real pregnancy as “just gas.” Stern, meanwhile, rattles off instructions about background noise, white levels, and unusable boob-slip footage to a cameraman named Mark, ignoring the nine-year-old as she pleads with him to, “Cut the tape off and help…I think we need the hospital…Howard, seriously – please help.” Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re going to curl into a fetal ball on the floor of a scalding shower and lie there unblinking for several hours. Geraldo at Large [FoxNews via RedLasso] More »