how to lose friends and alienate people

Defamer Australia Giveaway! | How To Lose Friends And Alienate People

9:23AM Jess McGuire | You certainly won’t be losing friends and alienating people when you tell folks you’ve won a double pass to go and see the film How To Lose Friends And Alienate People (DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE WITH THAT LAME-TASTIC OPENING LINE?), now will you? And that’s precisely what I have to give away this morning, thanks to our “friends” in “the industry” (who were foolish enough to [REDACTED BY DEFAMER AUSTRALIA LEGAL TEAM] a B-list soap star you may know by the name of [REDACTED] and the entire escapade was captured – [REDACTED] and all – by Defamer Australia’s crack team of private investigators who always carry a camera on them when hanging around areas known to be frequented by Showbiz Types on the off chance something blackmailable occurs.) Cheers for that, gang! Here’s what you need to know about the movie. How To Lose Friends & Alienate People is based on Toby Young’s memoir of the same name, charting Young’s move from London to New York to become a contributing editor at the highly prestigious Vanity Fair. Fired less than two years later, the memoir hilariously captures Young’s failed attempt to take Manhattan by storm. Which sounds pretty good. It also stars Simon Pegg, Kirsten Dunst, Danny Huston, Gillian Anderson, Megan Fox, and Jeff Bridges (amongst others) so that’s nice, isn’t it? If you’d like a double pass AND a soundtrack for the film (perhaps you can give the CD to your date to thank them for putting out, something they’re bound to do once you impress them with your “Oh, yeah, the studio sent me these free tickets, baby. Relax. I can afford to buy us two popcorns now.”) then just send a half-decent YouTube Clip Of The Day suggestion to tips AT defamer.com.au. Alright? And maybe take me as your date. More »

Facebook’s Plan For World Domination Finally Revealed – App Helps You Cheat At Scrabble

10:00AM Kym Weathersten | Over Facebook? Tired of throwing cute fluffy sheep, pretty pink cupcakes and other gag-inducing nonsense to friends? Would you rather attack them with a marker, hurl an insult, or send a crap.gift- preferably an incontinent dog or porno bear? Well finally, there’s an application us PMSing, passive aggressive Facebookers can relate to. Welcome, kids, to the advent of Anti-Social Networking. More »

Megan Fox on Dicks, Disney, and the Female Stripper Who Broke Her Teenage Heart

8:30AM Kyle Buchanan | Though the upcoming Diablo Cody thriller Jennifer’s Body may cover up more of actress Megan Fox than people were expecting, at least Fox makes up for it by exposing herself in the latest edition of GQ. Few subjects are left untouched in the wide-ranging interview, whether it’s her boyfriend’s penis (”Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me”), Disney (”Fuck Disney”), or her Transformers director (when asked if the Transformers sequel will give the actress more to do, Fox flatly responds, “Transformers 2 is directed by Michael Bay”). Still, most tongues will wag when Fox recalls the female stripper she fell in love with at LA’s full-frontal emporium The Body Shop when she was just 18:

Megan Fox In The Role She Was Born to Play: An NC-17 Mother Teresa

3:40AM Defamer Hollywood | Hot on the heels of Simple Jack (the fake, controversy-baiting trailer from Tropic Thunder that was eventually yanked) comes the trailer for Teresa: The Making of a Saint, an NC-17 Mother Teresa biopic starring Transformers actress (and parrot lover) Megan Fox. But wait! Could this, too, be a fake trailer, what with its cast made up of Hollywood heavyweights like “Sir Ben Queensly”? Indeed, it’s just the latest in Hollywood’s brand-new obsession with fake ads for real movies, this one designed to draw buzz for the Vanity Fair-set roman à clef How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, starring Fox as actress “Sophie Maes.” Forgive us, but we’d much rather see Teresa than the real movie it’s designed to promote — especially if the saintly missionary arrives in Calcutta tossing off Diablo Cody-penned bon mots like, “Fried bologna is the bomb!” More »