10:45AM Defamer Hollywood | I remember the first time I heard about Megan Fox. “Man, this chick has it all,” I thought to myself. She’s hot, not a terrible actress, uh… did I mention hot? In fact there was only one problem with her. Her fiancé was a douchebag. And not just any douchebag, but Brian Austin Green! The whole B.A.G. affair was such an affront to my sensibilities that it tainted Megan Fox as a whole. She couldn’t be that great if she was into a dude who not only devirginized Donna on
90210 but also released a terrible rap album entitled
One Stop Carnival. But now that’s all changed, thanks to this little tidbit of information: Megan Fox has called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green! [cue Handel's Messiah, ring church bells, light fireworks]
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