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‘Leatherheads’ Fumbles During Opening Weekend, Casting Doubt On Clooney’s Bankability
3:05AM Defamer Hollywood | When our cultural faith is shaken to its very core by the passing of Charlton Heston and looming Short Circuit remakes, we know we can always find quiet comfort in the security of numbers. Box-office numbers, to be exact:
Can ‘Horton’ Get A Woop Woop?
2:25AM Seth | You wake up cold and confused, naked except for the half-singed bonnet on your head, and surrounded by hundreds of empty Peeps boxes and decapitated chocolate bunnies. Damn it: You’ve surrendered to another Easter weekend bender. Enjoy the last pulses of glucose shooting through your veins as you peruse the box office numbers: More »