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Friday, November 28, 2008

Man Who Helped Doom ‘Love Guru’ Finds Next Target: Jessica Alba’s Tattoo

9:00AM STV | Last we heard from Rajan Zed, the “acclaimed Hindu statesman” was single-handedly derailing The Love Guru’s chances for interfaith box-office success. Having spectacularly accomplished that mission, he has since moved on to an even more dire crisis of modern spirituality. To wit: Can Hinduism survive Jessica Alba’s body art? More »
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Thursday, May 22, 2008

It’s Official: Mike Myers and Rest of ‘Love Guru’ Principals Doomed to 1,000 Years in Hell

8:30AM Defamer Hollywood | We were sorry to read this week about the certain fiery purgatory awaiting slumping star Mike Myers, pregnant newlywed Jessica Alba and the rest of those associated with the production of The Love Guru, Myers’ new “comedy” that drew such scorn last month from spiritual leaders around the country. We now learn that after a bit more finger-wagging and number-crunching, a dreadful trailer is the least the principals — and its viewers — have to worry about: More »
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