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Holly Madison Quits Job As Hef’s Chief Vagina Retoucher
5:33AM Kyle Buchanan | In this perilous economy, would anyone leave a good living behind to assume a new position as Criss Angel’s girlfriend? More »
Baby-Hungry Holly Madison Pained To Learn Hef’s Pond Was Dry
6:20AM Kyle Buchanan | Hugh Hefner is currently undergoing a transformation that bears all the signs of a late-life crisis; after all, he’s traded in his young, blond, nubile girlfriends for younger, blonder, face-kicking twins. Sadly, despite the fact that Hef’s new girlfriends are still teenaged, he’s still not much for children, and ex-Girl Next Door Holly Madison says that it was her fruitless attempts to bear Hef’s spawn that forced her to finally pack her frilly underthings and depart Holmby Hills: More »
Hef’s New Twins Do Everything Together — Even Getting Arrested
3:28AM Kyle Buchanan | After an existential crisis that left him splayed on his four-poster bed, deserted but for his Viagra and ennui, Hugh Hefner is finally bouncing back with the help of nubile, 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon. The duo’s semi-incestuous sister act should help Hef fill the hole left by the wayward Girls Next Door who have abandoned him, but should he still hold a grudge against Holly, Kendra, and Bridget, he’s in luck: the twins aren’t afraid to beat a bitch down, and they have the record to prove it!
Hugh Hefner’s Break-Up Meltdown: What E! Didn’t Show Us
7:00AM STV | While the Playboy Mansion has been emptying out for what feels like weeks, Hugh Hefner is only now getting around to acknowledging the recent bust-up with his beloved Holly Madison. And even considering the lithe 19-year-old twins he found to replace her, an interview yesterday reveals a guy whose “down in the dumps” demeanour reflects the corrosive, pyjama-clad equivalent of an Ingmar Bergman drama. More »
Hef’s New Twins’s Turn-Ons Include Appearing on ‘The Girls Next Door’
7:20AM Kyle Buchanan | Yesterday, Hugh Hefner’s main bunny Holly Madison confirmed reports that she had escaped the Viagra-fuelled fantasia that is the Playboy Mansion, and today brings the strongest rumours yet that Hef has chosen to replace Madison with a set of 19-year-old twins. According to Buzznet, their names are Kristina and Karissa Shannon, and a simple Google search turns up a modelling profile for the duo where they tease (in a grammatically suspect treatise to beat the band) that they will, indeed, be appearing on the next season of The Girls Next Door. The announcement in their own misspelled words (plus two more pictures that are a strand of black dental floss away from being totally NSFW), after the jump: More »
Holly Madison Confirms She is The First Victim of Hef’s Bedroom Downsizing Campaign
8:20AM Kyle Buchanan | Today’s wintry economic climate extends to all corners of the industry, including Hugh Hefner’s stable of girlfriends, where the market had formerly held stable at a secure “three bunnies.” Recently, though, Hef’s harem has been rocked by rumours of infidelity, shaking our faith in polygamous monogamy to the very core. Now, Hef’s main girl next door Holly Madison — recently linked to oily magician Criss Angel — has confirmed the split rumours that Hefner himself had been denying. Says Us: More »
Is Hugh Hefner’s Pimp Hand Losing Its Strength?
3:25AM Defamer Hollywood | Normally when hot chicks stop being attracted to an 82-year-old man, it’s not newsworthy–like reporting on the fact that Clay Aiken is gay. But when that man happens to be Hugh Hefner, it’s time to investigate. Yesterday we told you that Criss Angel was dating Holly Madison, Hef’s number one Girl Next Door. And today, the New York Post is reporting that Kendra Wilkinson has been hooking up with football player Hank Baskett. Only Bridget Marquardt has remained loyal to Hef. Well, as loyal as one can be while being married to some guy from Ohio!?! Great Caesar’s ghost, what in the name of Barbi Benton’s breasts is going on at the Playboy Mansion these days? More »
Criss Angel Pulls A Rabbit Out Of Hef’s Hat
3:30AM Defamer Hollywood | As you may have heard, there’s some drama brewing in the hills — the Holmby Hills, that is — where veritable antique Hugh Hefner has been holed up in the Playboy mansion with his three The Girls Next Door girlfriends, including reigning hottie Holly Madison. But Holly, who has been Hef’s number one squeeze for the past seven years, is finally fed up with Hef – who, unlike all other straight men in Los Angeles, doesn’t share Holly’s dreams of wedded bliss and babies galore. Shit, shehas a better chance of getting preggers swimming in the Grotto then in bed with Hef! Anyway, since domesticated life isn’t in the cards, Holly’s been cozying up with magician Criss Angel in Vegas – where, true to form, nothing has stayed a secret. Now Hef is threatening that Holly’s days of free hair extensions and unlimited edible underwear may be numbered. More »
‘Girls Next Door’ Express Their Displeasure At Being Typecast In ‘House Bunny’
6:25AM Mark Graham | While there is very little dignity in being one of three girls repeatedly porked by a doddering 82 year old, The Girls Next Door have managed to do quite well for themselves. Not only do they have a certified hit television show on their hands (Season Five on its way!), but Holly, Kendra and Bridget have also made appearances on Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Scary Movie 4 (not to mention Kendra’s recent appearance on the front page of the Wall Street Journal). Despite all of their career successes, it seems that the girls are chomping at the bit for a chance to stretch their acting muscles more than most of their extended cameos call for. More »
