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10:08AM Jess McGuire | That’s not the beginning of a joke or anything, it’s a genuine question. Which international musician fell through the roof of a Brunswick warehouse, something that’s been reported in The Age this morning? Honestly, I leave my neighbourhood for three weeks and I’m completely out of the loop when it comes to dangerous rooftop adventures. More »
Which International Musician Fell Off A Roof?
10:08AM Jess McGuire | That’s not the beginning of a joke or anything, it’s a genuine question. Which international musician fell through the roof of a Brunswick warehouse, something that’s been reported in The Age this morning? Honestly, I leave my neighbourhood for three weeks and I’m completely out of the loop when it comes to dangerous rooftop adventures. More » 
Flotsam & Jetsam
11:16AM Jess McGuire | Alright folks. Earlier in the week I received an email from @m8er’s people asking if, as @m8er’s “biggest critic” (am I? Really? Surely I’m no different to anyone else with a pair of working ears?), I’d be interested in interviewing the wonderfully talented cross between Pink and Lily Allen. More »
Do You Have A Question For @m8er?
11:16AM Jess McGuire | Alright folks. Earlier in the week I received an email from @m8er’s people asking if, as @m8er’s “biggest critic” (am I? Really? Surely I’m no different to anyone else with a pair of working ears?), I’d be interested in interviewing the wonderfully talented cross between Pink and Lily Allen. More »
Music
6:08PM Jess McGuire | Once again, I turn to you – my brothers in Toto – for advice. Let’s just say you had the opportunity to interview a rock icon. Could be a Republican… who likes playing golf. There’s a chance they like snakes and stuff. Just to add some spice to things, we’ll assume they appeared in Wayne’s World. Who knows, they could be quite knowledgeable when it comes to the history of Milwaukee. More »
A Hypothetical Question For Defamer Australia Readers
6:08PM Jess McGuire | Once again, I turn to you – my brothers in Toto – for advice. Let’s just say you had the opportunity to interview a rock icon. Could be a Republican… who likes playing golf. There’s a chance they like snakes and stuff. Just to add some spice to things, we’ll assume they appeared in Wayne’s World. Who knows, they could be quite knowledgeable when it comes to the history of Milwaukee. More »
People
3:00PM Jess McGuire | Bad news for all but one of Russell Brand’s fans in Australia, ladies and gays who perhaps had their hearts set on wooing the scruffy comedian during his stay in our sunburnt country. It seems the kitty-thieving (MAYBE) lothario has been spotted tonguing an “attractive blonde”… someone he met whilst waiting for public transport!
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Russell Is Probably Doing An Attractive Blonde Groupie As We Speak
3:00PM Jess McGuire | Bad news for all but one of Russell Brand’s fans in Australia, ladies and gays who perhaps had their hearts set on wooing the scruffy comedian during his stay in our sunburnt country. It seems the kitty-thieving (MAYBE) lothario has been spotted tonguing an “attractive blonde”… someone he met whilst waiting for public transport!
More » ATTENTION READERS WHO KNOW HOW TO DO CLEVER THINGS LIKE RECORD STUFF OFF THE TELLY AND THEN PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!
12:46PM Jess McGuire | Your Editor has a big favour to ask of you because she is technically incompetent and her laptop is on the verge of dying and basically she has no idea how one would go about doing these things, but dammit, she has big dreams and she needs your help to realise them.
I just saw an ad for Today Tonight’s episode.. erm… tonight… and it actually looks amazing. They’re doing a “piece” on teenage mothers and hand outs (QUELLE SURPRISE!) but one of the young mum’s appearing in the report seems to be quite a fiery little character, and I am desperately sure she’ll be worth capturing for YouTube’s sake.
So if you know how to do it and you’re around when Today Tonight’s broadcast, then please – make something magical I don’t really understand happen and then send me the link. I will love you forever. More » Do You Have Any Questions For Transvision Vamp’s Wendy James?
9:35AM Jess McGuire | Because I am interviewing her this afternoon and will ask her stuff, and then pop the results online. Please, suggestions for penetrating questions are most welcome. More » 