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Heidi Montag Demands Cash To Attend Sister’s Birthday Party
1:38PM Anthony De Rosa | Accustomed to being paid for doing absolutely nothing, reality television performance artist Heidi Montag refused to attend her own sister’s birthday without compensation. What’s the union rate for siblings? More »
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Four TV Actresses Who Should Never Sing Again
7:39AM Brian Moylan | Leighton Meester released her “first” single today on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show. It is horrible. Just as every actor wants to direct, every female TV star wants to be a singer. It never ends well. More »
Small Screen
The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Moolah
3:18AM Brian Moylan | Learning about how much the stars of The Hills make will make you want to vomit. If it doesn’t make you want to vomit, it will surely make you want be on TV. Both are appropriate reactions. More »
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Changes Rocking The Hills Rocks Hollywood
10:04AM Richard Rushfield | In news that has rocked fake-Hollywood, Audrina Partridge announced today she is leaving MTV’s quasi-reality show The Hills sending industry analysts into coma-like stupors attempting to figure out what this means, or if it means anything. More »
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Oh No! Heidi Montag Wants Child!
8:05PM Andrew Belonsky | Heidi Montag wants to be impregnated. Bethenny Frankel wants new friends. And Martha’s Vineyard wants to see Chelsea Clinton wear white. Good morning! It’s Monday’s Gossip Roundup! More »
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Heidi And Spencer Wreak Havoc On The Miss Universe Pageant
10:30PM the cajun boy | Speidi acts the arse at the Miss Universe pageant, Sting’s status as a sexual God is bullshit, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush reconcile, Jason Schwartzman got married, Marc Jacobs is getting married, and Amy Winehouse goes on a 48-hour bender. More »
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Heidi Montag’s Playboy Spread Confirmed As Impossibly Lame
5:32PM the cajun boy | When it was announced that Heidi Montag was posing “tastefully” nude for Playboy, it was mildly shocking to imagine her controlling little boy-goblin letting her do such a thing. Now it makes sense—she’s not nude in the photos. More »
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Heidi Gets Permission From Spencer To Show Everyone Her Hills
1:15AM Richard Lawson | Heidi Montag has taken the next necessary step in all great Hollywood success stories. The Hills star will appear nude (but “tasteful”) in the September issue of Playboy. The bearded figure seen lurking in the background will be Spencer. [People] Image via Splash
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Heidi And Spencer’s War On Reality Continues From Jungle Hideout
5:19AM Richard Lawson | So we got duped. Heidi and Spencer, the prats from The Hills who supposedly quit the horrid reality trash barge I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Outta Here!, haven’t, in fact, been gotten outta there. More »
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