heidi fleiss

‘Heidi Fleiss’ Doc Directors Recall Her Joys, Pleasures and the Pitfalls of Bird-Love

7:10AM Defamer Hollywood | One of the most stirringly batshit films we’ve seen this year, Heidi Fleiss: The Would-Be Madam of Crystal debuts on HBO tonight after a successful premiere run at last month’s Los Angeles Film Festival. We’ve tipped you previously to some of the harrowing dynamics herein: Ex-madam Heidi Fleiss nabs a land deal in Pahrump, Nev., where she’ll attempt to make her comeback with an all-male brothel for women. Civic outrage, meth relapses and an inheritance of tropical birds conspire to scuttle her dream. Hilarity decidedly does not ensue. More »

Charlie Sheen Is A ‘C. MaSheen’ When It Comes To Hookers

9:25AM Molly Friedman | What would the world’s oldest profession do without Charlie Sheen? Hollywood’s most famed lover of pay-for-play has been outed by his current madam in the newest issue of Rolling Stone, who claims that his prostitution habit is still going stronger than ever — even after court-ordered rehab. As “Nici” tells celebrity exposé specialist Vanessa Grigoriadis in the story, she “dropped four girls off at his penthouse, [and] found the actor in silk pajamas with ‘C. MaSheen’ embroidered over the pocket. Sheen gave her a $20,000 check for the girls, and she picked them up several hours later.” And while the fact that Sheen is (allegedly) still romping around with escorts after all these years is pretty pathetic, even more so is his publicist’s excuse: More »

British Tabloid Press Mounts Full-Scale Attack Against ‘Trout Pout’ Infestation

6:23AM Molly Friedman | After turning their swarthy disdain for Jaffa Cake Knees into a full-out journalistic attack, the Brit tabloids are at it again, only now they’ve sunk their unmanicured claws into an affliction rampant in Hollywood they’ve dubbed “trout pouts.” Known victims of said affliction, like Jenna Jameson and Heidi Fleiss, have long been injecting so much poison into their lips that kissing them might feel a bit like sucking on an well-inflated balloon. Angelina Jolie Pillow Lips, these are not. After singling out once-quite-pretty actress Saffron Burrows as the poster girl for T.P., they’ve unleashed their venomous pens on several other poufy-lipped ladies–and no group of newsies writes a meaner caption than the snarky Brits. NSFYH (that’s Not Safe For Your Health) pics, along with their brush-offs, after the jump. More »

7:15AM Defamer Hollywood | We thought going from number-one on Charlie Sheen’s speed dial to laundromat owner was bad, but Heidi Fleiss redefined the word by getting herself arrested in Nevada today. Never one to shy away from excess, the former madam had not one but two controlled substances in her possession when the cops pulled her over. But far more disturbing than the arrest is the current state of Heidi’s face, on full display in her booking photo. We’d noticed she’d slipped well into the Awful Plastic Surgery archives a few years ago, but we hope the officers send her to a surgery addiction shrink instead of jail; there’s enough lip on Fleiss to award at least three other inmates with brand new collagen treatments. [TMZ] More »

Don’t Panic If You Haven’t Heard Back From The Heidi Fleiss Stud Farm People Yet

7:35AM Defamer Hollywood | If you’ve filled out all the required paperwork, enclosed a stack of Polaroids featuring your naked self in a variety of seductive poses, and still not heard back from Heidi Fleiss’s Stud Farm, don’t fret – you still may be in the running towards becoming Nevada’s next top male prostitute. The man-wrangling madame’s business plan is simply stuck in a holding pattern until she manages to work out all the kinks, reports the NY Times: “I really do know the sex business better than anyone,” she said in an interview near a washing machine. “I’m not saying that to be arrogant.” Ms. Fleiss bought the land in Crystal. She visited brothels from Pahrump to Reno to study best prostitution practices. She picked an architect. More »

Heidi Fleiss’s Stud Farm Now Accepting Manwhore Applications

7:45AM Defamer Hollywood | Hollywood fleshpeddler Heidi Fleiss’s long-gestating Stud Farm project – a gender-reversed counterpart to Nevada’s Chicken and Bunny Ranches that will offer a wide menu of U.S. Grade-A certified he-steak to a man-famished female clientele – is currently fielding applications from sexually potent candidates eager to be included among its stud stable. From heidistudfarm.com: This establishment will hire men to service women. There will be no male to male sexual services offered. More »

Heidi Fleiss Still Keeping Her Brand Vital

4:58AM Defamer Hollywood | With the highly lucrative days of (allegedly!) supplying Charlie Sheen with enough trannie valets to keep his fleet of luxury automobiles erotically parallel parked at all times long behind her, erstwhile whoremonger-to-the-Hollywood-stars Heidi Fleiss must find increasingly creative ways to leverage her unique brand for new lines of business. The latest, the cleverly named Nevada laundromat Dirty Laundry (it seems that Clean Clothes for Dirty, Dirty Sluts was already registered by a nearby competitor), should keep Fleiss solvent until she can find a place to park the trailer for her long-planned, lady-servicing Stud Farm brothel. [Fifteen Sorkin bonus points are awarded to anyone who remembered that Parumph is where the Studio 60 gang once found themselves imprisoned by a judge who taught the haughty city-folk an important lesson about prejudging rubes from the Nevada desert.] More »