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Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean To Sell The Stupid Tape
9:19PM Azaria Jagger | Carrie Prejean is horrifed by Shauna Sand’s attempt to inspire her; Bijou Phillips’ incest movie was a lot less creepy before Mackenzie wrote that book; 50 Cent has some tattoos removed. Et voila, Wednesday’s gossip! More »
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Heather Locklear To Save Melrose Place For The Second Time
1:43AM Brian Moylan | It’s as if all the fans of the show shined a spotlight with a MP logo into the sky and now our blond super-heroine has swooped in for the rescue. Yes, Amanda Woodward is moving back in! More »
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Which Of The Melrose Place Alumni Will Be Back?
7:04AM Brian Moylan | For a schlocky camp-fest, the original Melrose Place sure launched a lot of stars. While we have no idea what to expect tonight from the cast of the relaunch, we do have some bets on who might be returning. More »
Small Screen
The TV Reunion Career Success Index
3:05AM Brian Moylan | There is a simple formula to determine how successful the stars of hit television shows go on to become: how long it takes before the reunion special. Seinfeld held out for 11 years, how long did everyone else last? More »
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Mischa Barton’s Meltdown Ends With A Celeb-Weekly Whimper
1:30AM Brian Moylan | When Mischa Barton got on the train to Cuckootown we thought she joined the ranks of Britney Spears and Mariah Carey. Not really, because people seemed to actually care about their public descent into madness. Is the celeb meltdown passe? More »
Hollywood Stars Absolved of Vagina-Kicking, Drugged Driving
3:50AM Kyle Buchanan | Being a celebrity is a double-edged sword: you’re often more likely to find yourself involved in ridiculous, well-publicised crime, but at least it’s easy to get acquitted! More »
Heather Locklear Closes Out Terrible Year With Return to Old Hairstyle
5:45AM Kyle Buchanan | It’s been a rough 2008 for Heather Locklear, what with the jail, rehab, imaginary 911 calls, and the lingering shame of sex with David Spade (their matchmaking colourist really owes her after that one). “I’ve been better!” she told Jay Leno last night, understating things just a tad. More »
Sensitive Lothario David Spade Checks Up On Heather Locklear with Texted ‘WTF?’
8:20AM Kyle Buchanan | Back when David Spade was dating Heather Locklear, Hollywood tongues wagged endlessly, wondering, “How does he do it?” Eventually, people realised that Spade is one of the great Casanovas of our time, able to woo some of the industry’s biggest beauties by simply following the maxim, “Be normal and kind of have your shit together.” Unfortunately, Locklear currently has her shit somewhat scattered, as she’s dealing with a DUI called in by an ex-Us Weekly staffer who has a special relationship with Locklear rival Denise Richards. With so much going on in the life of his ex, how did the sensitive Spade check in? More »
Heather Locklear’s 911 Call Placed by Concerned, Paparazzi-Friendly Former ‘Us Weekly’ Staffer
3:20AM Kyle Buchanan | When we first heard about Heather Locklear’s weekend arrest for driving under the influence of a controlled substance, we were most interested in the curious detail of the sunglasses she repeatedly ran over. Turns out, the entire case is full of curious details, and here’s the biggest one: the witness who placed the call to 911 is a former Us Weekly staffer who’s under investigation by the FBI for hacking into the magazine’s computer system to locate celebrities. Oh, and she called the paparazzi immediately after her 911 call. Oh, and she also just happens to have a lucrative partnership with Locklear rival Denise Richards! Details and her kooky 911 call, after the jump: More »
