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Has Bilson Tweeted Christensen Heartbreak?
6:51PM Andrew Belonsky | Start the gossip trains, because blank-looking Rachel Bilson, who’s engaged to Hayden Christensen, just tweeted “James Blunt — Goodbye, My Lover”, which is one of those horribly sad breakup songs. Is their attractive love dead? We want answers! Update. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Royalty Acting Like Royalty, Media Acting Like Media
12:30AM Foster Kamer | Prince Harry isn’t being a dick! Octomom gets a TV show, Candy Spelling works her late husband’s TV pitches in real time, and Rachel Bilson doesn’t eat chap stick. Presenting your Sunday morning gossip roundup. More »Discuss: Why Would A Studio Give Hayden Christensen a Three-Picture Deal?
8:00AM STV | There’s a valid debate to be had about the cosmic justice in news that Hayden Christensen this week agreed to a three-picture deal with Screen Gems. Beyond the obvious indignation that directors like David Lynch (and his cow) are reduced to promoting his films on the street while Werner Herzog remakes American B-pictures (when he’s not remaking his own), we might look to the more bracing reality that a man best known for pouting his way through two Star Wars films as Anakin Skywalker has been entrusted with the development of three movies for Sony’s genre offshoot. More »
Gay Austrian In Sherman Oaks Looks Suspiciously Like Sacha Baron Cohen
7:43AM Seth | PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often–the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put “sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the subject line so we don’t lose them) and tell everyone about how the sound of Mickey Rourke’s loud snoring prevented you from getting any work done at the Santa Monica Public Library. More »