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Today, A Dick Joke Involving Tom Cruise Becomes Even Funnier
12:40AM Foster Kamer | Michael Jackson’s doctor is still just as sketchy as before. Tom Cruise will raise your kids for you. Jude Law’s new baby’s name, rappers, witches, Heroes, Gossip Girls, and Ashton Kutcher’s fake life. Presenting an epic Saturday Gossip Roundup: More »
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Dumbledore’s Corpse Eaten By Guinea Pigs, Potter Enslaved
12:15AM Richard Lawson | Monday morning means box office. And a hot stateside Monday morning means US summer box office. Which means big, depressing numbers for big, depressing movies. Like G-Force, a Jerry Bruckheimer-produced sorta-animated movie about guinea pigs. Yes, guinea pigs. More »
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Wait, Is Tyler Perry Jewish?
2:06AM Natasha VC | Between the Wizards and the Avatar there’s a lot of money floating through Hollywood right now. Vast riches unknown by the average shmo! Sure glad we have the Jews to take care of it for us. More »
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New Harry Potter Officially A Juggernaut
8:45PM the cajun boy | Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince opened on 3,003 American screens at midnight and hauled in $US22.2 million, shattering the previous midnight screening record of $US18.5 million set by The Dark Knight. [LA Times]
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Harry Potter’s PR Strategy: Charm The Kids
7:00AM Foster Kamer | Are the young Harry Potter actors not the best? They are, because they’re not ridiculous celebrity assholes, instead choosing acting in Broadway shows, going to Ivy League schools, and throwing down the charm offensive on young 11 year-old reporters. Seriously: More »
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Harry Potter Wizards Dream Of Gossip Girl
12:30AM Foster Kamer | Harry Potter and Gossip Girl finally meet in the middle, Jon Gosselin wants to capitalise on the worst fashion trend in the History of the Universe, Robert Pattinson’s good in bed, Jim Carry’s a scary grandparent, and celebrity DUI time! More »
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Harry Potter Does Not Get Its Romantic Ideals From Twilight
3:08AM Richard Lawson | Supernatural-obsessed youngsters are delicate creatures to cater to. Just ask the producers of Harry Potter and Twilight. The juggernauts often square off in ideological combat, but when it comes to their movies, they mostly stay far away from each other. More »
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Britney Spears: Almost A Jew
10:07PM the cajun boy | Britney is converting to Judaism, Gwyneth is brainwashing her GOOP death cult into thinking that a cleansed colon is the way to God, Jeremy Piven preaches the horrors of fish and Katy Perry frolics in a bikini in Turkey. More »
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2:00PM Jess McGuire | According to the know-it-alls at Holy Moly, recent stories in the press about Ron Weasley having swine flu are complete rubbish – it’s just a very naughty way for the folks behind the Harry Potter movie franchise to grab some media attention before the premiere of the latest film. Sounds desperate, doesn’t it? But remember, the world is pretty obsessed with Michael Jackson right now, and desperate publicity times call for desperate publicity measures… More »
Rupert Grint Does NOT Have Swine Flu
2:00PM Jess McGuire | According to the know-it-alls at Holy Moly, recent stories in the press about Ron Weasley having swine flu are complete rubbish – it’s just a very naughty way for the folks behind the Harry Potter movie franchise to grab some media attention before the premiere of the latest film. Sounds desperate, doesn’t it? But remember, the world is pretty obsessed with Michael Jackson right now, and desperate publicity times call for desperate publicity measures… More »
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