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A Drunken Stephanie Pratt Feels The Credit Crunch
7:20PM Andrew Belonsky | Stephanie Pratt’s wallet could use a little help. Elton John’s too old for kids. And Colin Farrell knocked up his girl. That and much, much more in your Tuesday gossip roundup! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Jeff Goldblum And Harrison Ford Are Not Dead Yet
10:58PM the cajun boy | Rumours of Goldblum and Ford’s death were greatly exaggerated, Kate Gosselin sports a bikini in the driveway, Kim Kardashian lusts for Megan Fox and Chris Brown and Rihanna want to touch. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Antonio Sabato Jr. Wins Top Acting Prize. Seriously.
12:41AM Richard Lawson | Lots of movies have been cast, as have some TV shows. People we like get work (Helo), and people we don’t like get work (the Til’ Death guys). Plus, the unstoppable Sabato. More »
Moviefone Poll Suggests Voters Want Nation Run By Fictional Idiot Presidents
10:40AM Kyle Buchanan | Hollywood has done its fair share of preaching to the political electorate this season, so Moviefone polled 1.1 million of its users to return the favour by electing their favourite screen presidents. They rose to the occasion by selecting Harrison Ford, Morgan Freeman, and several tremendous idiots. The list, after the jump: More »
South Park Presents: ‘Indiana Jones and the Pinball-Machine Rape of Doom’
6:00AM STV | We knew George Lucas had a taste for franchise-rape, but our relatively proscribed imaginations prevented us from conjuring the horror of Lucas and accomplice Steven Spielberg forcibly tag-teaming Indiana Jones not once, not twice, but three times in 30 minutes. But that’s what South Park is for, we guess, where the mandate to get tanked on Crystal Head Vodka™ and crossbreed cinema’s most notorious rape scenes with Indy’s own violation was thriving nicely in last night’s episode. We’ve culled one-third of the NSFW nightmare for your viewing pleasure after the jump; expect the filmmakers’ “He was asking for it” defence to arrive here later in the day. [Comedy Central] More »
Harrison Ford All But Confirms ‘Indiana Jones and the Temple of the $100 Million Payday’
8:00AM STV | It would be too easy to say that Harrison Ford hit the Crystal Head Vodka a little hard before today’s interview at the LA Times; how else to explain his eagerness to jump aboard Indiana Jones 5 so soon after the franchise’s fourth installment? He’s 66! George Lucas can’t settle on a script! And Shia still has months of recovery ahead for his pinkie and balls. All signs but the dollar say “stop,” but that’s all the actor apparently needed to wax fantastic about the potential pouring forth everywhere from the box office to cereal aisles: More »
Expert Bullwhip Channeler Cindy Adams Has the Dirt on Every Nasty Prop in Hollywood
9:15AM Defamer Hollywood | No one combats Indy 4 fatigue like our batty, beloved gossip aunt Cindy Adams, who today grilled one of the blockbuster’s key consultants in an attempt to discover the sexy mystique of — wait for it — the bullwhip. Not just any bullwhip, of course, but Harrison Ford’s $1,000 bullwhip — all 13 feet and two-and-a-half pounds of it, said whipmaster Anthony De Longis: More »
Shia LaBeouf’s Father Enjoying Life In His Son’s Garage Just Fine
7:35AM Molly Friedman | Even as Indy 4 is poised to do mammoth B.O. this weekend, it seems that one member of the LaBeouf Snow Cone Family Circus is a bit down on his luck. Shia LaBeouf’s father, whom Shia has already outed as a former drug dealer who used to smoke him out at 10 years old, has allegedly been crashing in Indiana Jones Jr.’s garage all winter long and has yet to return to his warm weather teepee in Montana (yes, really). As Shia puts it, “We’ve got this little air mattress set up for him. It’s very comfortable. But now it’s not winter anymore and he’s still there. But I can’t go there and go, `Hey dad. Listen it’s time to go back.’ I can’t make him leave.” So isn’t it time we finally figure out who this longshot Father Of The Year candidate is already? You know, before he inhales too many fumes while sleeping next to his superstar son’s pricey cars?
Harrison Ford And The Kingdom Of The Crystallized Chest Wax
3:15AM Molly Friedman | With all the magnetized baked potatoes and dancing chihuahua sequences in store in this weekend’s Indy 4, it’s no surprise Harrison Ford’s next on-screen project is as simple and easy to understand as possible. As we noted weeks ago, Ford was filming spots for an environmental group that prompted him to step in as copywriter and retool the scripts. And thank goodness he did — who else could have come up with this illuminating dialogue between the grizzly manscaping actor and, well, himself? Apparently, even big boys like Ford wince when hair is ripped from their shiny manly chests using hot wax. And that’s how the environment feels. So get thee to the nearest beauty parlor, shoot the unsmiling waxer a charismatic flirty smirk or two, and save the planet already. More »
