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10:21AM Jess McGuire | So yesterday as I was trawling the grubby interwebs looking for some interesting material to share with you all, I stumbled (no, really!) across some heavily Photoshopped pictures of Taylor Hanson gagging on doodle and covered in the kind of stuff Perez Hilton likes to draw on the images he steals from photo agencies, and I thought to myself “Hmmm, I wonder what the lads from Hanson are doing now? Other than reproducing like rabbits and not actually smoking pole?”
And I discovered that Taylor Hanson has formed a “supergroup” called Tinted Windows with… wait for it… the drummer from Cheap Trick, the guitarist from Smashing Pumpkins, and the bassist from Fountains Of Wayne.
Says Wikipedia:
Tinted Windows is an American rock band formed by guitarist James Iha, previously of The Smashing Pumpkins and A Perfect Circle, singer Taylor Hanson of Hanson, bassist Adam Schlesinger of Fountains of Wayne and Ivy, and Bun E. Carlos of Cheap Trick. This new project will run alongside all the artists’ main bands. The band will play their first publicised gig at 2009’s South by Southwest Festival in Austin, Texas on Wednesday, March 20 at The Velveeta Room. The band is also scheluled at New Jersey The Bamboozle music festival on May 3.
After the jump, Tinted Windows’ debut single. More »
Tinted Windows – “Kind Of A Girl”
10:21AM Jess McGuire | So yesterday as I was trawling the grubby interwebs looking for some interesting material to share with you all, I stumbled (no, really!) across some heavily Photoshopped pictures of Taylor Hanson gagging on doodle and covered in the kind of stuff Perez Hilton likes to draw on the images he steals from photo agencies, and I thought to myself “Hmmm, I wonder what the lads from Hanson are doing now? Other than reproducing like rabbits and not actually smoking pole?”
And I discovered that Taylor Hanson has formed a “supergroup” called Tinted Windows with… wait for it… the drummer from Cheap Trick, the guitarist from Smashing Pumpkins, and the bassist from Fountains Of Wayne.
Says Wikipedia:
Tinted Windows is an American rock band formed by guitarist James Iha, previously of The Smashing Pumpkins and A Perfect Circle, singer Taylor Hanson of Hanson, bassist Adam Schlesinger of Fountains of Wayne and Ivy, and Bun E. Carlos of Cheap Trick. This new project will run alongside all the artists’ main bands. The band will play their first publicised gig at 2009’s South by Southwest Festival in Austin, Texas on Wednesday, March 20 at The Velveeta Room. The band is also scheluled at New Jersey The Bamboozle music festival on May 3.
After the jump, Tinted Windows’ debut single. More » The Hanson Clan Continues To Expand At An Alarming Rate
10:40AM Jess McGuire | Congratulations to Taylor Hanson and his wife Natalie, who have had yet another child together. That means Taylor is now a father of four children, his elder brother Isaac has two, and even his babyfaced child drummer brother has one kid under his belt.
Taylor, the middle brother of the rock trio Hanson, and his wife Natalie welcomed a son, Viggo Moriah, on Tuesday in Tulsa, Okla., they tell PEOPLE exclusively.
More » The Hanson Family Are Going To Take Over The World
2:45PM Jess McGuire | Defamer Australia’s Editor has had a soft spot for Hanson ever since Defamer Australia’s Associate Editor took her as a “plus one” to the lads’ concert back in mid 2005. Surrounded by screaming prepubescents, we couldn’t help – despite being old enough to know better – but get swept up in the moment, our squealy Hanson love obviously reaching fever pitch when we inexplicably found ourselves shouting in unison during a particularly quiet moment of the concert “ZAC! WE’RE PREGNANT! MENAGE!” much to the confusion of the surrounding weeping teenage girls.
Hmm. We have, of course, matured since those heady days of false paternity claims. As has Zac Hanson, the youngest of the three brothers. He has just announced he is expecting a baby with his wife! This means that ALL the Hanson members will be fathers by this time next year. For fucks sake, Taylor Hanson has THREE kids already! We can’t work out if this is making us feel old and barren, or quietly grateful.
Nevertheless, the folk from Tuscon seem happy enough with their ever expanding brood, and this video clip is a rather sweet insight into their world.
Awwwwwwww – VOMITS.
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