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David Silver And Samantha Micelli Will Never, Ever Die
12:35AM Richard Lawson | Both rappers who are real and rappers who were on silly shows from the early-mid 90’s are getting acting work in Hollywood. Plus TV stars of old and new get good news. More »
Miley Cyrus Twitter Hack Full Of Missed Opportunities, Misspellings
7:30AM Kyle Buchanan | It’s a shame that someone went to the trouble of hacking Miley Cyrus’s Twitter account, then eschewed the imaginative vagina prose of his forebears to merely imagine X-rated episodes of The Miley and Mandy Show. More »
Margaret Cho Gifts Miley Cyrus With Hit New Ballad ‘Chinky Eyes’
7:20AM Kyle Buchanan | If Miley Cyrus wants to make amends with the Asian community in the wake of her scandalous, slanty-eyed snapshots, perhaps she should ring up Margaret Cho, who’s just penned her a new tune. More »
42-Year-Old Stephen Baldwin Reveals Tattoo of Teenaged Miley Cyrus
3:55AM Kyle Buchanan | Allow us to introduce to you our Inverse Baldwin Theory, which goes a little something like this: whenever one Baldwin rises in the public’s estimation, another Baldwin must descend to heretofore unknown levels of douchebaggery to balance out the universe. Thus, it is so that as Alec Baldwin enjoys near-universal acclaim and awards for his role on 30 Rock, baby brother Stephen has been reduced to stunts like becoming a right-wing Republican, Celebrity Apprentice, and now… this. More »
‘Stage-Parenting Tips For Barack Obama,’ By Billy Ray Cyrus
3:50AM Kyle Buchanan | When it comes to satisfying their children’s tween dreams, Barack and Michelle Obama have been fairly generous, arranging a Jonas Brothers meet-and-greet on the set of Ellen that found Joe practising his phone breakup techniques on Malia and left Sasha, weirdly, with a purity ring on her left thumb. Still, there’s one place that even the Obamas deem too frightening for their girls: the set of Hannah Montana! After Billy Ray Cyrus issued an invitation for the younger Obamas to make an appearance on the show that was greeted with a firm “Uh…,” Miley’s father attempted a retraction tinged with some unexpected advice: More »
Billy Ray Cyrus Sees A Lot Of His Young Self In Underwear Model Currently Banging His Daughter
8:40AM Kyle Buchanan | Our little Miley is growing up so fast! This weekend, the erstwhile Hannah Montana threw her Sweet 16 extravaganza at Disneyland (despite the fact that she won’t actually turn sixteen for several more weeks) and one of the most notable acts was a rendition of “Achy Breaky Heart” performed by both her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Miley’s new underwear-modelling beau, Justin Gaston. Though some fathers might blanch at the idea of a smooth-crooning 20-year-old dating their 15-year-old daughter, Billy Ray tells Access Hollywood that he sees a lot of himself in the briefs-clad hunk: More »
Miley Cyrus Finds Her Head Has Grown Too Big For ‘Hannah Montana’ Wig
8:40AM Kyle Buchanan | For many girls, turning sixteen is a landmark event that signals the end of being a kid and the onset of new, adult behaviour. Why, just check out how tween queen Miley Cyrus is preparing for the occasion: she’s kissing girls, eating her clothes off, dating an underwear model, and ready to party with thousands of her favourite gays! There’s only one inconvenient reminder of her childhood left: her Disney hit Hannah Montana, which TMZ says Cyrus is keen to leave behind by any means necessary: More »
Miley Cyrus Will Leave The Stripping to Her New Underwear Model Boytoy
7:05AM Defamer Hollywood | Tween queen Miley Cyrus has a complicated relationship with her clothes: sometimes she’s lured out of them by unscrupulous Vanity Fair photographers, and sometimes she simply wants to eat the American Eagle t-shirt off her chest like any other 15-year-old girl. This rampant teen licentiousness has caused cultural stewards the world over to clutch their pearls, and now it seems that a defiant Cyrus has added a like-minded clothes-eschewer to her coterie: 20-year-old singing underwear model Justin Gaston, with whom she was just snapped at church. Is he Miley’s latest attempt to pander to the gays, or is this budding, bulging love? More pictures, video, and analysis, after the jump:
