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Michael Lohan Backhandedly Blesses Lindsay’s Lesbian Love Affair
4:20AM Molly Friedman | In case you hadn’t heard, the most titillating story to come out of Cannes this year had nothing to do with film and everything to do with DJ/DUI heroine Sam Ronson allegedly playing tongue twister with her roomie and long-term girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. But after seeing the so-called scandalous pictures in question, we have yet to see this “liplock”. We’ve given many a girlfriend a tipsy hug in our time and, well, that just does not a lesbian make. Not that our opinion matters — Michael Lohan’s does! The wig-fetishizing Born Again has turned up to set the record straight once and for all: “[Their] relationship ‘is evident to anyone with half a brain…[Lindsay] is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God.’” Sure, Michael isn’t the most reliable source to confirm that these two are in fact dating, but on the eve of the infamous photos of Lindsay passed out in the front seat of Sam’s car, we attempt to analyse their often romantic, often turbulent relationship over the years.
Blake Lively Learns From Jennifer Aniston’s Poolside Seduction Techniques
6:45AM Molly Friedman | It’s always cute when newbie stars brush off rumours about their love lives by calling them “silly” and saying “we’re just good friends!” Fresh faces like Gossip Girl’s blonde bombshell Blake Lively have yet to learn that making public denials like these mean only one thing: the rumours are true. Back in January, Lively said just that regarding tabloid stories linking her to on-screen make-out partner Penn Badgley (he’s the hot-but-nerdy one, a la Seth Cohen on The OC). And shockingly (!), pictures released today prove not only that Blake and Penn have been fooling around poolside – in an uncanny rendition of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer’s beachy-keen gallery last week – but that they may actually make it after all. More »
Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, And The Case Of The Mystery Hickey
6:40AM Molly Friedman | New roommates Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are currently on a jaunt to Europe to shop, enjoy Paris in the springtime and to suck each other’s blood. Seen out and about pretending to visit museums while really just trying on clothes and doing who-knows-what behind the dressing room doors, one half of the uber-couple made a wrong turn by flashing the paparazzi some neck. And while we haven’t had to don a turtleneck to cover up hickeys in quite some time, memory serves to confirm that yes, one of the BFFs appears to be sporting one massive bite mark. So who’s the sucker and who’s the suckee? More »
Jennifer Aniston Uses Patented Demi Moore Boy Toy Magnet: The Bikini
7:55AM Molly Friedman | Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer the new Demi and Ashton? After seeing these new photos taken in Miami while Jen continues filming Marley & Me, we’re noticing several similarities between her new fling with the tattooed O-face master and the queen and prince of age-gap relationship success stories. Like Ashton was, John is a young, charming, bed-hopping bachelor, and just like Demi, Jennifer is an insanely hot divorced actress far more famous than her beau. The icing on the cougar cake? Just like the Moore-Kutchers, it all started with a bikini: More »
