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Vaguely Racist ‘Hancock’ Subtitles Prompt Fledgling Fan Revolt
5:50AM STV | The Dark Knight may have its curse, Transformers 2 may have its star’s busted hand and Terminator 4 may face the opprobrium of its own franchise anchor. But another summer blockbuster faces an unfortunate — if totally foreseeable — development of its own. Those viewers who remember Hancock’s introductory action sequence may have been too rattled/busy/overwhelmed to have been paying attention to the subtitled conversation of its Asian bad guys, but nothing got past an eagle-eyed blogger who caught the slightly insensitive translation pictured here. Follow the jump for an enlarged image and a summary of one man’s! total! outrage! More »
‘Hancock’ Parks It At First
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Finally, A Superhero American For The Rest Of Us
11:35AM Seth | P. Diddy couldn’t be more excited about Hancock: the first legitimately mainstream black superhero! (Don’t point out the drunken loutishness—he’s happy as a motherfucker and we’d like him to stay that way.) [PaulScheer.com] “Angelina Jolie is way too thin to be an action hero!” says whoever ABCNews.com could find to offer a quote corroborating their Angelina Jolie-is-too-thin-to-be-an-action-hero story. [ABCNews.com] Take a tour of the insanely huge Brooklyn mansion Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany are leaving, and the insanely expensive TriBeCa loft they’re moving into. [ONTD, The Real Estalker] Wesley Snipes can travel to London and Bangkok to shoot two movies while his Totally Insane Tax Avoidance Trial of the Century appeals are processed. [Yahoo/AP] Here’s photo evidence of Brett Ratner holding one of his five Big Penises. [VMan] More »Is ‘Hancock’ Half-Cocked?
6:00AM Defamer Hollywood | I’ll admit it, I thought Hancock looked pretty cool. It’s got a fun premise, a great trailer, good effects, Will Smith in full-on superstar mode, and even Jason Bateman. In short, it seemed like the perfect summer entertainment. Then, a few weeks ago that Variety review came out, and all was not well. Todd McCarthy said “this odd and perplexing aspiring tentpole will provide a real test of Smith’s box office invincibility.” Suddenly Hancock seemed a little shaky. If Hollywood’s hometown paper didn’t love it, who would? Well, opening day has finally arrived, the rest of the critics have weighed in, and it seems that Hancock is not just bad, but a big steaming pile of shit. It managed to scare up a scant 34% at Rotten Tomatoes and that’s only slightly better than Drillbit Taylor! Stick around after the jump to read a collection of the prickliest critical barbs. More »Is Will Smith Training Your Kids To Build An Army Of Evil Robots?
10:50AM Defamer Hollywood | You know that school Will Smith opened up in Calabasas? The one people are saying is a big front to indoctrinate children into the ways of Scientology? Well, we here at Defamer hate to pass judgement without at least a tiny bit of research. That’s why I spent a few minutes skimming the new Village Academy’s website. Surprisingly, there were no classes called “Worshiping Overlord Xenu” or “Releasing Your Inner Engram.” But they do really stress building robots. In fact, the Educational Philosophy section of the site, mentions robots no less than 4 times! More »
