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Courtney Love Embroiled In Gossip Pissing Contest
8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Courtney Love may or may not have been spotted peeing. Mischa Barton may or may not live in reality. And David Hasselhoff definitely got drunk. Welcome to your Monday Gossip Roundup! More »
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Lindsay Lohan Will Stop At Nothing To Expand Her Spray-Tan Empire
10:27PM the cajun boy | Lilo stole the formula for her spray-tan product and passed on a starring role in The Hangover, Britney Spears visits the Eiffel Tower, Mischa Barton’s wisdom teeth are making her bloated and Megan Fox steps out in an Armani dress. More »
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Nadya Suleman Isn’t The Only One Starring In A Show About Babies
1:37AM Richard Lawson | Hollywood gets on with the business of being Hollywood, selling top-quality products and bottom-shelf products all in the same breath. In that vein we have a 1910 adventure series going to screen, and the Octo-mom lady getting a show. More »
A Sex-Starved Nation Turns To ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ Halle Berry For Emergency Relief
6:00AM Seth | Unlike People’s definitive Sexiest Man Alive title, Esquire faces a great many challengers to its fairer-sex equivalent, from Maxim’s Power Cleavage 100 to the Stuff Bang-Worthy Countdown. Still, Esquire is to be commended for repeatedly rewarding quality over gravity-defying quantity, and so we applaud their 2008 choice of Halle Berry. Now 42 and a new mum, Berry’s humble acceptance speech acts also as a master class for any fans interested in learning what gets the Perfect Stranger star going: More »
Top 10 Best Dressed Oscar Girls Of Yore
8:24AM Molly Friedman | For every swan dress there is a fire engine red body-hugger worn by the likes of Catherine Zeta-Jones, or one of those golden sparkle-y things that just melts all over Halle Berry’s body. To prove we’re not just big meanies when it comes to discussing Oscar outfits of yesterday, we’ve put together our Top Ten picks for the most exclamatory, drop-dead dresses ever worn on an Oscar red carpet, and even redeemed one member of the Worst Club by placing her at the shiny top of our Best-Dressed cake. More »Distractingly Buxom Halle Berry Talks About Her Movie And The Wildfires, We Think
8:00AM Defamer Hollywood | Halle Berry’s publicist deserves a nice raise; knowing that erasing the public’s already fading memory of JewishCousinNoseGate would take nothing more than a plunging neckline and an eager gallery of photographers, he gave the front of her dress a final, downward tug and pushed her in front of the cameras at the London Film Festival, confident that by the end of her interview, the only thing anyone would be thinking about are the exciting ways that motherhood has changed her. Halle Berry discusses Calif. fires, pregnancy [LiveVideo] Previously: Meet Hillela Bernstein, Halle Berry’s Jewish Cousin [Defamer] More »Short Ends: The Guy Writes 512 Pages On His Fascinating Life, And All Anyone Wants To Hear About Is The French Pimp Chapter
6:40AM Defamer Hollywood | · Dear ladies of The View: Don’t feel special that James Lipton shared his French pimp story with you. He’ll blab on and on about it to any talk show host he thinks can help him move some books. Aside to fill-in host Kassie DePaiva: Back in the day, Lipton would have turned you out so damn fast you wouldn’t know what hit you. · We’ve been told that if you watch these Harry Potter-inspired videos and animations, Naked Dumbledore makes an appearance. Do with this information what you will. RIP Peter “The Stomach” Hume, onetime Meatballs competitive hot dog eater. Pregnancy is really agreeing with Halle Berry. Or at least with parts of her. More »Meet Hillela Bernstein, Halle Berry’s Jewish Cousin
8:15AM Defamer Hollywood | Stopping by The Tonight Show Friday to promote Things We Lost in the Fire, Halle Berry brought with her a couple mementos she probably now wishes had also perished in the blaze: Having recently discovered the funhouse-mirror filters on Apple’s Photo Booth program – also employed to terrifying kaleidoscopic effect by Rosie O’Donnell – Berry pulled out several printouts of her morphing handiwork, including a big-nosed alter ego she described as “my Jewish cousin.” More »
The Big List Of Attempted Celebrity Suicide Attempts
4:46AM Defamer Hollywood | Things appear to have stabled since last week’s shocking turn of events that saw Owen Wilson attempt drastic, life-ending measures upon himself: He was released from the hospital, and The Darjeeling Limited director Wes Anderson told the AP that the actor was “doing very well, he has been making [friends] laugh”. And lest fans despair that there may be no hope for a full recovery for their cherished Butterscotch Stallion, perhaps they’ll find some reassurance in MentalFloss.com’s gargantuan list of famous people who unsuccessfully attempted suicide, only to return from the brink stronger, happier, and fully equipped to star in everything from major motion pictures to seasons of The Surreal Life: Halle Berry – admitted to Parade magazine that, distraught over her failed marriage to baseball star David Justice, she tried to end her life by carbon monoxide poisoning. Drew Carey – after a rough childhood that included sexual molestation by an unknown party and his father’s death, the lovable Price is Right host attempted suicide twice in his teen years. More »
