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12:38AM Brian Moylan | [Emma Watson's foil dress faces the muggle giggles of Gwyneth Paltrow and Mario Testino at the Burberry Prorsum show that closed London Fashion Week yesterday. Image via Getty]
Scary Potter And The Prisoner Of Fashionland
12:38AM Brian Moylan | [Emma Watson's foil dress faces the muggle giggles of Gwyneth Paltrow and Mario Testino at the Burberry Prorsum show that closed London Fashion Week yesterday. Image via Getty] 
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Gwyneth’s Breasts Take Barcelona By Storm!
8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Gwyneth needs a better bra. The gays need not beg to kiss George Clooney. And Megan Fox knows she doesn’t need a sex tape. All that and more in your today’s Gossip Roundup! More »
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Emma Roberts Likes Neck, Amy Loves Blake (Still)
8:15PM Andrew Belonsky | Emma Roberts left her mark on her boyfriend, Amy Winehouse can’t kick her ex-husband, Paris Jackson took Las Vegas and Candace Bushnell doesn’t like the C-word. Good morning! Here’s your Tuesday Gossip Roundup… More »
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Why Won’t The Media ‘Roaches’ Leave Poor Gwyneth Alone?
4:50PM the cajun boy | Pity poor Gwyneth Paltrow. If being the wife of a rock star, a movie star and a writer of death-cult newsletters weren’t hard enough, she’s also forced to deal with the stupid “roaches” in the media at Manhattan charity galas. More »
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Colonel Kate Major’s War For Jon Gosselin’s Soul
11:45PM Foster Kamer | Jon Gosselin’s pissed Kate Major’s lying about them being together. Another parent peddles her kids for money when really, she should be a Spider Man villain. Lindsay Lohan gives me Gwyneth’s GOOPy runs. Happy Saturday Evening, let’s do this shit: More »
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Did Katie Holmes Perform On SYTYCD To Arouse Tom Cruise?
9:30PM the cajun boy | Katie Holmes appears on So You Think You Can Dance (Video!), Gerard Butler is getting fat, Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler reunite, Gwyneth Paltrow cooks a chicken, Avril Lavigne parties really hard and Gwen Stefani looks pretty damn good. More »
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Is Jon Gosselin Sleeping With A Star Magazine Reporter Named Kate?
9:35PM the cajun boy | Jon Gosselin just can’t get enough arse, the Bush daughters were unholy terrors for the Secret Service, some Russian guy is sending death threats to Britney Spears, Michael Jackson’s doctor is in hiding and Cameron Diaz parties with Jude Law. More »
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Britney Spears: Almost A Jew
10:07PM the cajun boy | Britney is converting to Judaism, Gwyneth is brainwashing her GOOP death cult into thinking that a cleansed colon is the way to God, Jeremy Piven preaches the horrors of fish and Katy Perry frolics in a bikini in Turkey. More »
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The Only Time We’ll Say This: Gwyneth Paltrow Has A Point
5:46AM Richard Lawson | Gwyneth Paltrow, while mostly annoying with her faux Britishness and William Joel-ing, has made at least one good and simple point. The constant BlackBerrying? Getting really annoying. More »
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