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A Pleasant Mental Image For Your Afternoon: Kerry Packer And Heather Mills, Sitting In A Tree…!

1:31PM Clem Bastow | Just when you thought you’d heard the last of Heather Mills, she’s baaaack, and bringing with her possibly the most gruesome alleged twosome we’ve ever had the displeasure of imagining: new reports suggests that the late Kerry Packer was Mills’ “sugar daddy“! A new documentary outs Kerry Packer as a “sugar daddy” of Heather Mills when the ex-wife of Beatle Paul McCartney was working as a high-class call girl, according to London’s Daily Mail. Denise Hewitt, who says she worked as a £10,000 escort with Ms Mills in the Eighties, makes the claims in a program to be aired on the UK’s Channel 4. Ms Hewitt, 44, is quoted as saying: “We went into high-class prostitution behind closed doors and nobody knew about it…[billionaire arms dealer Adnan] Kashoggi, Kerry Packer and one of the Royal princes of Saudi, they were the big fish and there were a couple of others that were classed as Heather’s sugar daddies. Lordy, we don’t know what to think – after all, the British press has been at pains to paint Mills as a psychotic, money-grubbing sex maniac for some time now, so it could well be malarkey. But as far as the mental image of Kerry and Heather rutting it out on a bed of money, let us be the first to say: And that will be the last we say on the matter! More »