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Flotsam & Jetsam
Creepy Marilyn Monroe Collector Peddles Questionable Porn
7:30PM jeff neumann | A Spanish memorabilia collector named Mikel Barsa is trying to get $US500,000 at auction for what he claims is an 8mm Marilyn Monroe sex tape, shot when she was “an underage actress”. It’s six and a half minutes long, and Barsa told the AP that it’s the exact same as a 16-mm version that surfaced in the ’90s. More »
People
Report: Dominique Strauss-Kahn Likes ‘Brutal Sex’
9:14PM jeff neumann | Here’s some gross and pretty unsurprising Dominique Strauss-Kahn news: The mother of the French woman who has accused DSK of attempted rape, Anne Mansouret said that they boned (consensually) and he “took me with the vulgarity of a soldier”.
Small Screen
Kitchen Nightmares: Fried Rats And ‘Beef Stroking Off’
6:32AM Hamilton Nolan | Yesterday, we asked you, the ketchup-stained Gawker readership, for your horror stories of working in restaurants. My, did you fail to disappoint! Below, ten tales of glory. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Study Finds That Belly Buttons Are Disgusting
7:15PM jeff neumann | We already know that belly buttons are gross. But now, thanks to a lengthy survey of human navels, we know that they’re really gross. More »
Print
The Most Obnoxious Book Proposal Ever
7:51AM Maureen OConnor | An employee from a “top six publisher” forwarded us a grotesque work of inadvertent humour: Always Just a Book by Its Cover, a proposed memoir by noxious narcissist and career slut-shamer Nik Richie, founder of TheDirty.com. More »
Small Screen
Daytime Television Is Obsessed With Poop
7:28AM Brian Moylan | Last week Dr Oz showed America all the crap inside of his colon. Now The Doctors has provided us with the strangest poop demonstration we’ve ever seen, and, boy, have I seen some strange poop demonstrations. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress Is Going On Display
6:26AM Brian Moylan | The notorious meat dress Lady Gaga wore to the MTV Video Music Awards is going on display at the Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame this (northern) summer. Wait, it hasn’t rotted yet? Will it have a special refrigerated case?
Big Screen
Torture Porn Sequel Declared Too Gross For Britain
8:28PM jeff neumann | The director of schlocky torture porn film The Human Centipede, Tom Six, got a nice promotional boost for his follow up, The Human Centipede II, after the British Board of Film Classification refused to rate the film this week, effectively banning it in Britain. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
The One About The Vampire-Penis Ad Exec
6:36AM Hamilton Nolan | Hey, how about a totally unsubstantiated crazytown story, from the internet? It’s about an advertising executive’s penis! Oh, now you’re interested. Well then, fine. More »
People
