New Zealand's ex-struggling musical comics Flight Of The Conchords keep kicking goals since breaking the US market; first they were picked up by HBO, signed to SubPop, then they won a Grammy for Best Comedy Release, and now they're even charting in the states.

Naturally this means our local press, tired of Australians' not succeeding overseas (see: Oscars "disappointment" etc), will soon do a number on Flight Of The Conchords and claim them in much the same way we did Russell Crowe, Crowded House and Whale Rider.

The self-titled album from Flight of the Conchords, who have their own show on cable channel HBO, sold 52,000 copies in the week ended April 27, according to tracking firm Nielsen SoundScan.

In the process, they outsold pop idol Ashlee Simpson, whose new album opened at No.4 with 47,000 copies. Bittersweet World marks her first release that did not go to No.1.

Top work, eh bros! Stick that in yer chilly bin and, er, smoke it.

Although beating Ashlee Simpson to chart supremacy doesn't really wash with the whole 'struggling musos' aesthetic of their show, who cares? Coldplay have been singing songs about failing and being unlucky in love for years now!

Though Herbie Hancock delivered a huge upset by capturing the Album of the Year Grammy that clearly belonged to criminally underappreciated superstar Kanye West and Amy Winehouse selfishly distracted from his four-win night by hoarding five statuettes that would have looked much better upon the humble rapper's mantle (not to mention Winehouse's attention-whore hijacking of the ceremony's precious screentime via satellite), West would, in the end, have his Big Moment, even if he had to fight for it like he's had to battle for every scrap of recognition the System tries to withhold from him.

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What a triumphant return for Winegums Watch, eh?

Amy Winehouse won five out of the six Grammy Awards she was nominated for! That means Record Of The Year (for Rehab), Song Of The Year (Rehab), Best New Artist, Best Female Pop Vocal Performance (Rehab) and Best Pop Vocal Album (Back To Black).

She also performed live via satellite, singing You Know I'm No Good in a London Studio.

After receiving her fifth award, Record of the Year for Rehab, she hugged her mum, Janice, and said via a satellite link-up:

“To my mum and dad, for my Blake, my Blake incarcerated.

And, referring to this weekend’s blaze that ravaged Camden Market and one of her favourite haunts, The Hawley Arms pub, she added:

“and for London. This is for London because Camden Town is burning down.”

Incidentally she is still in rehab (the ironing is delicious etc etc) and we're sure that we're not alone in hoping that this success, coupled with more treatment, and with a Brit Awards performance with Mark Ronson to aim for, this could just get Amy back on track!

If it wasn't already obvious that Amy Winehouse never listened to Pat Cash's sincere hopes for kids to 'say "no" to drugs', the latest Winegums pictures have put paid - again - to any question of whether or not she was taking her doctors' advice and getting off the sauce/junk/toot.

Gobsmackingly, she seems to have deemed another rehab stint unnecessary, and just keeps partying. In fact, you could say she said "No, no, no" to it, but you'd be a dickhead, and we're not in the business of being dickheads.

Troubled Amy Winehouse continued her erratic nocturnal antics for the fourth consecutive night, roaming around London's Soho until 5am with a mystery white powder smeared across her nostrils.

The Rehab star, whose behavior has become increasingly troubling in recent times, played a secret gig at the Jazz After Dark club in Greek Street.

In slightly happier news, Winegums has nabbed six Grammy nominations, including Best Album, Best New Artist, and Song Of The Year, with only Kanye West gaining more noms (with eight in total).

We reckon she's got a good chance of at least picking up a couple, but whether or not she actually makes it to the ceremony, at the rate she's going, is anyone's guess.

Our complete and utter disinterest in the Grammys has become something of a Defamer tradition, with the mainstream music industry's most celebratory night of public self-diddling requiring of us zero emotional investment, thus greatly reducing the risks being forced to launch a mug of Kahlua at our TV sets after a particularly unjust upset. The Dixie Chicks are the best band on the planet? Sure, why not. That said, the 2008 nominees have been announced: The big winner was Kanye West, whose eight nominations we predict will do much towards reining in the rapper's tyrannosaurus ego, and Motown throwback Amy Winehouse, nominated four times in the big categories, with each opportunity exponentially increasing the chance that the sobriety-averse chanteuse might reach into her beehive and magically produce her speech, an eight-ball, and a hand mirror. Nominated for five each were Foo Fighters, Jay-Z, Timbaland, Justin Timberlake and something called T-Pain, while four each went to Akon, Dierks Bentley, American Idol's Chris Daughtry, Feist, Tim McGraw, John Newton, Ne-Yo, Rihanna and, finally, Bruce Springsteen, for whom surely just knowing he's in the same company as that girl who goes "ella, ella, ella" will come as one of the highlights of an already legendary musical career.

• 50th annual Grammy Awards nominations [Variety]