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Amy Winehouse’s Boobs Are Leaking

9:23PM Azaria Jagger | Mitch Winehouse offers charming new details about his daughter’s breasts; Adam Lambert fires back at Out magazine’s editor; Miley Cyrus literally dresses like a whore. Friday’s gossip is losing its sense of irony, but makes up for it with cleavage. More »
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Kristen Stewart And Dakota Fanning Have Made Out

9:14PM Azaria Jagger | Kristen Stewart’s corruption of Dakota Fanning is complete, Joe Francis is filing for bankruptcy, and Kirstie Alley says Conan “acts like I bit his dick off”. Thursday’s gossip has castration anxiety. More »
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Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean To Sell The Stupid Tape

9:19PM Azaria Jagger | Carrie Prejean is horrifed by Shauna Sand’s attempt to inspire her; Bijou Phillips’ incest movie was a lot less creepy before Mackenzie wrote that book; 50 Cent has some tattoos removed. Et voila, Wednesday’s gossip! More »
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Lady Gaga Looks Disconcertingly Normal In Beyonce Video

9:07PM Azaria Jagger | Beyonce and Lady Gaga leak a clip from their forthcoming music video; Levi Johnston disguises himself as the Unabomber; Nicole Kidman talks about her breasts. Welcome to Tuesday’s gossip. More »
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Heidi Klum Gears Up For Another Victoria’s Secret Show

9:08PM Azaria Jagger | Four babies later, Klum continues to be unreasonably sexy, and Lindsay Lohan had a “meltdown” after getting caught stealing champagne. Come be blinded by the brilliant light of a thousand gossips. More »
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Where Teary Lindsay Lohan And St. Elmo’s Fire Meet In The Middle

3:30AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan is cracked out and running out of places! Or something. We’re not sure what Harry Potter is smoking but it’s awesome. Carrie Prejean has more sex on camera. Jon Gosselin, Exortionists: Dicknoses. Presenting your Weekend Gossip Roundup: More »
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Cindy Crawford Blackmailed With ‘Sexy’ Picture Of Daughter, 8

10:09PM Azaria Jagger | Cindy Crawford presses charges in the most horrifying extortion case ever, Nicole Kidman’s new face is turning heads, Daniel Radcliffe “laughs his head off” when he’s high. Today’s gossip ranges from the depths of depravity to the pleasantly banal. More »
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Are Rob Pattinson And Zac Efron In Love?

9:34PM Azaria Jagger | Pattinson says Zefron takes his breath away; Mike Tyson goes to jail for beating up a pap; Carrie Prejean’s ex says she’s lying about the sex tape, then sells some pictures to TMZ. Welcome to today’s gossip! More »
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Heath And Lindsay Were Totally Boning When He Died

8:46PM Azaria Jagger | Dina Lohan says Lindsay and Heath were dating at the time of his death, Jacko’s funeral cost $US1 million, Fergie didn’t know what “cheating” meant until her therapist told her. Come, drink the sweet nectars of today’s gossip. More »