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DJ AM Report Reveals Sad Fact
8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | DJ AM took OxyContin the night he died. Spencer Pratt takes his absurdity to new levels. And Kate Hudson wants to take over A-Rod’s apartment. All that and more in your Wednesday Gossip Roundup! More »
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Lindsay Lohan Having Awful Week Of Unintended Confiscation
1:30AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan’s house may have been broken into, live! Katie Holmes inspired creepy Scientology fashion lines. Charles Dickens was a ladies’ man’s mumma’s boy. Jeremy Piven: alive. Bill Clinton: bedbugged. Anna Paquin: nekkid. Presenting your Monday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
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9:30AM Jess McGuire | I haven’t mentioned the latest Gordon Ramsay versus Tracy Grimshaw drama on Defamer Australia yet, but I could safely summarise my thoughts by saying “Gordon, don’t be a fucking tool” and then declaring that I hope he magically morphs back to being the lovable sweary chef I adored back in the days before he indulged in amyl fuelled trysts with professional mistresses and began attempting to insult female reporters by calling them lesbians.
But who cares about my thoughts, I want to hear from Julia Gillard! More »
Julia Gillard Gives Gordon Ramsay A Word Of Advice
9:30AM Jess McGuire | I haven’t mentioned the latest Gordon Ramsay versus Tracy Grimshaw drama on Defamer Australia yet, but I could safely summarise my thoughts by saying “Gordon, don’t be a fucking tool” and then declaring that I hope he magically morphs back to being the lovable sweary chef I adored back in the days before he indulged in amyl fuelled trysts with professional mistresses and began attempting to insult female reporters by calling them lesbians.
But who cares about my thoughts, I want to hear from Julia Gillard! More »
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1:08PM Jess McGuire | I can’t believe people are starting to accuse Gordon Ramsay of being a bit of a fibber. Our Gordon, Mr Allegedly Enjoys A Bit Of Amyl And Sex In Hotels With A Professional Mistress From Time To Time? Say it ain’t so!
Happily, this time around Gordon’s troubles are not related to the opposite sex. Instead, it’s all about sport. Huzzah!
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has been accused of lying about playing professional soccer to fight his way to the top of the food chain. The foul-mouthed chef allegedly fabricated his much publicised soccer career with top European club Glasgow Rangers, with club officials saying it never happened.
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Gordon Ramsay Is F***ing Full Of F***ing Sh*t? F*** Off, That Doesn’t Sound F***ing Right!
1:08PM Jess McGuire | I can’t believe people are starting to accuse Gordon Ramsay of being a bit of a fibber. Our Gordon, Mr Allegedly Enjoys A Bit Of Amyl And Sex In Hotels With A Professional Mistress From Time To Time? Say it ain’t so!
Happily, this time around Gordon’s troubles are not related to the opposite sex. Instead, it’s all about sport. Huzzah!
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has been accused of lying about playing professional soccer to fight his way to the top of the food chain. The foul-mouthed chef allegedly fabricated his much publicised soccer career with top European club Glasgow Rangers, with club officials saying it never happened.
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Paris Hilton Certain That Reality TV Chef Is British Prime Minister
3:39AM Kyle Buchanan | Thank goodness Paris Hilton’s nascent presidential campaign never took off: not only would she have worn Kitson to all the presidential balls, but she thinks the British prime minister is someone else entirely.Gordon Ramsay Is Sorry For Diddling The Professional Mistress
9:29AM Jess McGuire | Surprise, surprise! Looks like Brand Ramsay is stronger than public revelations celebrity chef Gordon cheated on his wife Tana with a woman who describes herself as a professional mistress, with the sweary Scot apologising to his missus and praying to God his indescretion won’t affect his paycheck. I am assuming that last bit, of course.
Gordon Ramsay has apologised to his wife Tana after admitting he met his alleged mistress at least four times. The couple have now made a pact to keep their marriage together as they brace for more accusations in the coming days.
“I’m so sorry I’ve put Tana through this,” Ramsay told a friend who was quoted in Britain’s Mirror newspaper last night. “I’ve apologised to her and feel absolutely dreadful. I feel I’ve been a fool. She really doesn’t deserve all this grief.”
Of course he feels like a fool – it was the professional mistress who set him up with the tabloids! More » 
Gordon Ramsay Cheats On His Missus With A ‘Professional Mistress’
10:04AM Jess McGuire | When it comes to the world of celebrity, it takes a lot for a story to make my jaw drop, but that’s exactly what happened today when I read News Of The World and learned that Gordon Ramsay has been cheating on his missus!
Now I understand relationships are complicated beasts, and the only people who truly know what’s going on in a relationship are the folks in the relationship, but from my distant position as a viewer of Ramsay’s television show and as someone who had read interviews where he and his wife spoke at length about their love, news that Gordon might have a bit on the side has come as a bit of a shock.
Which goes to show I need to f***ing get a f***ing life, desperately, and stop f***ing caring about f***ing Gordon Ramsay’s f***ing marriage. Onwards we go!
TV chef Gordon Ramsay is cheating on his devoted wife Tana, the News of the World can reveal. The F-Word star–who revels in his family man image–began his affair with blonde Sarah Symonds seven years ago.
My heart is quietly breaking as I realise the F-word was never food, family, or fidelity, but rather FORNICATION WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOUR SPOUSE. Meanwhile, let’s learn more. More » 
Gordon ‘F–ken’ Ramsay Gets Sh-tting Spray From His C–ting Ex-Friend, The M—–f–ker.
10:54AM Clem Bastow | Gordon Ramsay, the celebrity chef and television identity that the Australian media likes to remind us is pretty sweary, has probably put a few extra dollars tenners fifties in the swear jar after his former best friend, mentee and bloke-whose-wedding-he-was-best-man-at decided to open up and give Ramsay what for.
For what, we are still not particularly sure.
His most famous protege and former close friend Marcus Wareing described him as a “sad bastard” whose influence had left him feeling, “trapped and constrained”.
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Wareing’s comments follow a bitter legal battle over his position running Ramsay’s two-star restaurant Petrus at the Berkeley Hotel in West London.
He has spent nine years heading up the kitchen, but in May the hotel announced it wanted to work directly with him, rather than deal with Ramsay’s company. The move has been challenged by Ramsay’s lawyers.
Wareing now claims he would rather “kill myself” than work with his mentor again.
Wow, choosing suicide over Ramsay? Them’s fightin’ words – two thumbs way up, Wareing!
Then again, though our constant use of the cuddlesome photo of Ramsay draped with a widdle baby sheepy is our feeble attempt to stop the Ramsay coverage from being too nasty, it’s probably all true – and he probably slit the lamb’s throat right after the photoshoot and then tossed it on a hot plate. More » 