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Kendra Wilkinson Reveals Unsurprising Confirmation Of Hef’s Non-Sex Life
3:41AM Kyle Buchanan | Well, this is no way to treat that nice old man who bought you some new knockers! Now that Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson has escaped, she’s revealing all about Hugh Hefner—and their sex life. More »
Kendra Ready to Put Her Eggs in New Fiance’s Baskett
5:29AM Kyle Buchanan | Sure, Kendra Wilkinson’s brand of well-endowed spunk might not go over so well with Tom Brady or Hugh Hefner’s new, face-kicking twins, but this Girl Next Door alumna only has eyes for the man she’s supposedly been seeing since August, football player Hank Baskett. Now, Baskett has popped the question, and only E!’s typically incomprehensible Ted Casablanca has the story of how it went down: More »
Kendra Slighted by Hef’s ‘Unappreciative’ New ‘Girls Next Door’
7:16AM Kyle Buchanan | We usually think of bunnies as docile creatures, but there appears to be a pointy-eared showdown going down at Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion, where Hef’s original Girls Next Door are being phased out for younger, more arrest-prone replacements. Though Hefner insists the split is amicable, founding bunny Kendra Wilkinson (perhaps emboldened by her recent hate-on for Tom Brady) has a different take on the matter, and she seethed on the record to E!. More »
Holly Madison Confirms She is The First Victim of Hef’s Bedroom Downsizing Campaign
8:20AM Kyle Buchanan | Today’s wintry economic climate extends to all corners of the industry, including Hugh Hefner’s stable of girlfriends, where the market had formerly held stable at a secure “three bunnies.” Recently, though, Hef’s harem has been rocked by rumours of infidelity, shaking our faith in polygamous monogamy to the very core. Now, Hef’s main girl next door Holly Madison — recently linked to oily magician Criss Angel — has confirmed the split rumours that Hefner himself had been denying. Says Us: More »
Criss Angel Pulls A Rabbit Out Of Hef’s Hat
3:30AM Defamer Hollywood | As you may have heard, there’s some drama brewing in the hills — the Holmby Hills, that is — where veritable antique Hugh Hefner has been holed up in the Playboy mansion with his three The Girls Next Door girlfriends, including reigning hottie Holly Madison. But Holly, who has been Hef’s number one squeeze for the past seven years, is finally fed up with Hef – who, unlike all other straight men in Los Angeles, doesn’t share Holly’s dreams of wedded bliss and babies galore. Shit, shehas a better chance of getting preggers swimming in the Grotto then in bed with Hef! Anyway, since domesticated life isn’t in the cards, Holly’s been cozying up with magician Criss Angel in Vegas – where, true to form, nothing has stayed a secret. Now Hef is threatening that Holly’s days of free hair extensions and unlimited edible underwear may be numbered. More »
Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: ‘Hef’s Girlfriends Are Very Pretty.’
10:40AM Molly Friedman | In the grainy land of reality show famewhoring, sometimes a pair of boobs will come together and a cable miracle is born. And that’s exactly what happened last night when we saw our maternal icon, Dina Lohan, meet our paternal icon, Hugh Hefner. On the latest edition of television’s most reliable guide to parenting, Dina taught us some highly unique strategies in order to effectively downsize your son’s balls, fake your way to the fountain of youth via Me-Time, and prove to your tweenage daughter just how insanely awesome and superior you are by making her choose between “Mr. Hot” and a career in music best left for those with actual talent. The newest lessons learned from Living Lohan, below: More »
Which Recent Makeout Session Tops List Of Legendary Stomach-Turning Celebrity Hookups?
5:10AM Molly Friedman | We rarely like to take a mental walk down memory lane when it comes to the Most Nauseating Celebrity Hookups of all time, but news of the latest addition has unfortunately led us to revisit the grotesque list. We’ve already seen Liza Minelli and Phantom Of The Plastic Surgery Ward David Gest exchange saliva, Star Jones give Al an awkward lap dance and guiltily pleasured ourselves by witnessing wrinkly charmer Hugh Hefner and his thin lips attach themselves to the Girls Next Door. But after reading about one beach yoga-practicing, SUV-abandoning actor known for generally annoying everyone in Hollywood, and one scratchy-voiced “punk” rock chick known for generally hating everyone in Hollywood playing tongue twister in LA this past Tuesday, we may have a winner. The canoodlers in question, and just how far they went, after the jump: More »
