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How Violently Does G.I. Joe Suck?
1:30AM Foster Kamer | G.I. Joe wasn’t screened for critics because Paramount wanted to market the movie to Middle Amerikkka without being judged. Critical reviews are finally coming in. They’re going to be bad, it’s just a matter of how bad. And how bad? More »
G.I. Joe Characters Like A Michael Jackson Evolutionary Map
3:15AM Seth | We’ve already pointed out a chilling similarity between Michael Jackson and Watchmen’s Rorschach. More »
Leaked ‘G.I. Joe’ Art Suggests Movie Actually Being Made By 8-Year-Olds
2:45AM Kyle Buchanan | We brought this on ourselves. Mere days ago, we wondered, “Why are there no leaked pictures of Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Cobra Commander in G.I. Joe?” And oh, how the internet obliged! More »
‘G.I. Joe’ Posters Still Hiding Joseph Gordon-Levitt As Gawky Cobra Commander
6:54AM Kyle Buchanan | We typically regard the upcoming G.I. Joe movie as a necessity we’ll have to suffer through before the Jerry Bruckheimer-produced Garbage Pail Kids epic, but that’s not to say there aren’t elements that intrigue us. More »
Brendan Fraser and The Rock To Fight C.O.B.R.A., Sing Y.M.C.A.
7:45AM Defamer Hollywood | Actors have finally been found to play the two soldiers in the G.I. Joe crew who most resemble members of the Village People. At least, according to movie scoop site Latino Review they have. G.I. Joe, Steven Sommer’s tentpole movie about the legendary action figures, will be hitting theatres in the summer of ‘09. And so far, the casting news has been pretty ho-hum — you’ve got your Sienna Millers, you’ve got your Ray Parks — but today that all changes, thanks to Brendan Fraser and the Rock. More »
