2:35AM STV | The trades are alight with hellfire today as the
End of Ideas train has derailed once again, exploding and settling a fine, acrid dust on the surfaces of morning lattes all over town. And as you sip yours, know that you’re not hallucinating, despite what you’ve read: Sony
really does plan a sequel to the late Chris Farley’s non-essential Beverly Hills Ninja, summoning a script from the original film’s screenwriter and conceiving it as the first mainstream American film to be shot entirely in South Korea. We’re sure the nation is thrilled — more excited, anyhow, than it would be if it faced the prospect of a contemporary Snow White revision tentatively titled Georgia and the Seven Associates. Right.
As in “lawyers”:
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