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Do These Men Deserve To Be The Highest Paid Comedians?
8:46AM Natasha VC | Do you feel that? Those are George Carlin’s acid tears falling from heaven. There are some mainstays on the millionaire funny-man list. But there is one depressing shocker. Can you guess who? More »
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Zac Efron Will Continue To Grope America
1:46AM Richard | Zac Efron continues his reign of mild terror, Freida Pinto is cool beans, George Lopez gets a talk show (shudder), and two fine actors will play two fine politicians in a flick about the Clintons. More »Critic: ‘Beverly Hills Chihuahua’ Breaks Shallow New Ground in Mexican-American Relations
3:30AM STV | Photographic evidence of last Saturday’s dogs-only preview of Beverly Hills Chihuahua has arrived at Defamer HQ, and it looks like precisely the kind of shrill, infernal canine redoubt we thought might occur when more than 300 chihuahuas and their owners piled into the Fine Arts Theatre. The user reviews to date are positive overall (”IT WAS THE BEST MOVE [sic] EVER !!!! THANK YOU !!!” wrote one satisfied small-dog exploiter], but only trustworthy to the extent you can rely on the taste of people who stuff diminutive pooches into makeshift sweaters, tuxedos and other garments for a day on on the town. More »
‘Beverly Hills Chihuahua’ Further Corners Market on Mexican Gags For the Whole Family
5:25AM Defamer Hollywood | Our obsession with Disney’s forthcoming nature extravaganza Beverly Hills Chihuahua has resulted in feverish demands for an earlier release date and, failing that, an unabating anticipation of the day when we can plunk down our $10 for studio’s garish, G-rated monument to ethno-canine stereotypes. The bastards appear to be listening, however, as a new teaser making the rounds features the angry, George Lopez-voiced hero Papi rallying the diminutive troops, wetting panties and calling for “mas” all-you-can-eat taco bars and “no mas” handbag accessorising. Seriously — who can wait for this? More »