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Thursday, November 12, 2009
Big Screen

The Unrelenting Push For The 2010 Blockbuster Is Aready Beginning

8:57AM Brian Moylan | We may not have anything left of our environment or economy by 2010, but at least we’ll have something to keep us interested in the cinema. And the marketing machine is already starting. Check out the coming attractions! More »
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Saturday, November 15, 2008

Second Bond Girl Reveals Superfluous Body Parts, Childhood Spent in Fridge

6:32AM Kyle Buchanan | Now that the Communist Party has gone after Bond girl Olga Kurylenko for becoming “movie kept girl of capitalist super stud,” the actress has been freed to divulge all about her humble, Socialist upbringing. Just how humble was it? Well, as Kurylenko tells Jimmy Kimmel, she was kept locked in a fridge until she reached maturity (in Soviet Russia, you see, fridge owns you). More »
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