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Mysterious Heart Condition, Pissus Weakiousness, Delays Gary Glitter’s Return To UK
9:54AM Clem Bastow | If there’s one thing I’m really pissed of about regarding the whole Gary Glitter paedophilia fracas (you know, apart from the fact that he touched up little girls), it’s the fact that I can no longer blare Rock & Roll, Pt 2 out like there’s no tomorrow without feeling slightly nauseous. Glam rock-related disappointment aside (oh, look at the time), Glitter – aka Paul Gadd – is due to return to the UK and in an incredibly surprising move, has delayed his flight back because – to borrow The Daily Mail’s inverted commas – he’s had a “heart attack“. Is that what they’re calling it these days?
The convicted paedophile was due to be deported home after serving 27 months in a Vietnamese prison for abusing two young girls.
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Gary Glitter Set For Release; Subeditors Everywhere Prepare Their Finest ‘Do You Want To Touch Me?’ Gags
11:47AM Clem Bastow | News to make us all feel slightly creepy and ill greets us this morning, with hints that grubby kiddy-fiddler and ex-glam-rocker Gary Glitter could be out of jail sooner than anyone thought. Everybody, together: EWWW!
Glitter, 62, was jailed for three years last March after being found guilty of sexually molesting the two girls, in the southern Vietnamese city of Vung Tau.
His lawyer said: “I am hopeful. I believe punishment has now been sufficient. My client has expressed a wish to return home.”
Glitter, real name Paul Gadd, 62, had been due for release in August next year but has already had time cut from his sentence in an earlier appeal.
If he does get out, and returns to Britain, there is a good chance he will be nabbed for ’sex tourism abroad’, which is part of the British Sex Offenses Act 2003. Throughout this all, we think it’s safe to say that no one wants to be in his gang anymore. More » 