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The Wintour Of Our Discontent
12:15AM Foster Kamer | The infamous Vogue editrix loses her party planner, House as a tranny-nun, Governator Ahnold’s real-life action sequence, a sad Hollywood divorce, midgets, gays, nerdy Jews, scary Americans, more Gossip Girl action, and Gary Busey. Presenting your Sunday morning Gossip Roundup: More »
Gary Busey Admits He’s Done Coke Off A Canine Hooker’s Back
4:12AM Seth | Fans of Celebrity Rehab’s first season will recall it featured several breakout recoveries, including those of failed hip-hop superduo Vikki & Kenickie, as well as the addictionless Joanie “Chyna” Laurer, who right up until CR commencement exercises refused to reveal the enigmatic circumstances that led her into the program. Tomorrow night, the second season premieres on VH1, but a preview already posted online suggests that Gary Busey—who’s made it clear his involvement is strictly as mystical, recovering-coke-fiend mahatma to the other patients—could wind up contributing more story-editor-nip drama to the proceedings than spiritual guidance. More »
Gary Busey Finds Jesus, Neither Survive
7:25AM Defamer Hollywood | We don’t believe for a second that Gary Busey’s appearance on the recurring Funny or Die show Prayer Hour yields a fraction of the authenticity of his ferocious Oscar-night showstopping. Nevertheless, a part of us can’t help but imagine Busey stalking heaven’s red carpet, his vehement incisors nuzzling Jesus’ neck and complimenting His wardrobe before agreeing to a contrite appearance on St. Peter’s radio show the next morning. More »
Gary Busey’s Crazy Train Keeps On Chugging
11:18AM Mark Graham | By now, you’ve likely seen the viral video in which the suddenly omnipresent Gary Busey castigates a child reporter on the red carpet for failing to speak loudly enough to penetrate the hardened layer of ear wax that he has built up over the years. But what you probably haven’t seen is the response of said child reporter Gracie Stagg, who is milking the moment for all it’s worth, just like a miniature Martin Bashir. WATCH VIDEO More »
Gary Busey Apologizes For Attempting To Suck The Blood From Jennifer Garner’s Neck
5:31AM Molly Friedman | By now, we’ve all seen the video of Gary Busey’s vampire-like neck-raping of Jennifer Garner on the red carpet the other evening. But you might not have seen (or heard) that Busey managed to pry himself from his coffin early on Monday morning and delivered a heartfelt (yet borderline creepy) apology to Garner on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show. During this interview, we learn that The Buse also managed to spring another surprise attack on the carpet on Sunday (specifically, he interrupted a Fox News interview with George Clooney). However, as disturbing as all of Busey’s confused red-carpet lunging on The Most Important Night In Showbiz was, we found ourselves even more disturbed after learning about his “interesting odor.” More »
Your 2008 Oscars in 120 Seconds
11:34AM Mark Graham | All told, we here at Defamer devoted five hours and forty-six minutes to watching and chronicling the 2008 Academy Awards last night. And wouldn’t you know it, during that stretch, there were only a handful of moments that we’ll remember next week, let alone next year. To that end, we gave Intrepid Defamer Videographer™ Molly McAleer the unenviable assignment of paring last night’s overblown monstrosity down to only its most essential elements. So wave buh bye to no-name costume designers and bid a not-so-fond farewell to Jon Stewart’s blandly serviceable monologue, for this two-minute bestlight reel is chock full of moments like Gary Busey neck-raping Jennifer Garner, Joey Fatone drinking Lisa Rinna’s milkshake and Tilda Swinton giving George Clooney’s rubber nipples the business (among other gems). Enjoy! WATCH VIDEO More »
