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Ow My ‘Human Wrecking Balls’: Your Preview Of The Dumbest TV Show In History

7:58AM Seth | There comes a point in every cable network exec’s career when they stare long and hard into a bathroom mirror, and ask, “I’ve already greenlit a show called Hurl! that pits players against each other in a battle to retain the contents of their stomach. Where is there left to go from here?” Well, if you happen to work at G4, the answer lies outside the box—or the home, car, hotel room, aeroplane fuselage, or any structure brothers Craig and Paul Pumphrey are willing to destroy using nothing but their own bodies. We’ll let the Human Wrecking Balls press release take over as we gingerly step out of the way: More »

Olivia Munn Does Filthy Things With Raw Seafood

9:02AM Seth | Defamer’s enduring fascination with Attack of the Show host Olivia Munn, and her ongoing explorations of the strange worlds lying towards the far reaches of her personal shame-threshold, continues: In her latest escapade, Munn communes suggestively with a variety of aquatic wildlife. Surely you require no more explanation that that, but we’ll offer some anyway: Says the AotS website: “Olivia does a screen test for a remake of Russ Meyer’s erotic 60s classic ‘Vixen’ by performing a sexy dance with aquatic animals.” We urge everyone but animal rights activists to now click through to watch Munn’s erotically charged tango with a splayed salmon, then compare it to the Vixen original. Both made us inexplicably giddy—though not quite as giddy as if Mark Wahlberg had then wandered into the frame, and said, “Hey, squid. I like all those arms you got, that looks really great. So you’re a squid, right? What’s that all about? OK, well it was great to meet you. Say hi to your mother for me, OK?” More »

Olivia Munn Slips, Falls, Doesn’t Sue G4TV For Workman’s Comp

10:54AM Mark Graham | G4TV’s impossibly shiny haired co-host of Attack Of The Show, Olivia Munn, sure is a trouper. During a bit that aired near the end of Friday’s episode, Munn took a nasty spill while writhing about in a shallow pool of baby oil (and you wonder why we DVR the show every night?). Turns out that her slip-n-fall bruised more than just her ego; after the show was completed, paramedics were called to the scene and she was “whisked” away to a local hospital. More »