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Countdown To Guy Sebastian’s Cherry Popping – One (Sexless) Night To Go!

1:15PM Jess McGuire | ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH! This is so terribly exciting and romantic! Guy Sebastian and long-time love Jules Egan are due to get hitched tomorrow, which means tomorrow night is gonna be the love bomb for the Assemblies Of God sponsored pair! Due to wed his sweetheart Jules Egan in Sydney tomorrow, original Idol Sebastian flew home to Adelaide last weekend to celebrate his last weekend as a single Guy. The loved-up couple will marry in a lavish ceremony this weekend – Egan flanked by no less than six bridesmaids – with the big day exclusively covered by a women’s magazine. But what about the big night? Who has the rights to that, huh – Woman’s Day or New Idea? A better investment than Wayne Carey’s “Oh, she walked into my wine glass, accidents do happen!” cover story, if you ask me. I know I’ll be lining up to purchase my copy of the nuptials coverage. More »

Lisa Veronicas: “I Feel So Untouched… But I’m Okay With It, I Promise”

2:26PM Jess McGuire | Reet reet reet! Another report just in here at the Two Day Old News Desk TM! Lisa Origliasso has revealed she’s just fine and dandy about the fact professional virgin, her new fiance Dean Geyer, has resisted doing un-Christian things to her naughty bits during their year long courtship. Australian Idol finalist Geyer, 22, and Origliasso, 23, open up about life, love and sex in an interview with OK Magazine. But only Origliasso is experienced in the latter. Geyer is saving sex for marriage. “I think for us, this was the next step to show our commitment,” Origliasso said. She has said she respects Geyer’s chastity vow. “I support him with all his decisions, just as he supports mine,” she said. “It’s all good.” Let’s hope she says something similar after their wedding night. More »