Gary Busey Finds Jesus, Neither Survive
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 7:25 AM on March 1, 2008
We don't believe for a second that Gary Busey's appearance on the recurring Funny or Die show Prayer Hour yields a fraction of the authenticity of his ferocious Oscar-night showstopping. Nevertheless, a part of us can't help but imagine Busey stalking heaven's red carpet, his vehement incisors nuzzling Jesus' neck and complimenting His wardrobe before agreeing to a contrite appearance on St. Peter's radio show the next morning.

Should this "Green Team" video, featuring the environmentally friendly, rape-crazed antics of Will Ferrell, Adam McKay and John C. Reilly, achieve Landlordesque viral penetration, "I have a murder-boner!" will soon become the most-invoked catchphrase at our nation's finest fraternity parties. [
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