four christmases

Only Two More ‘Christmases’ To Go Before We Can Forget It Existed

3:21AM Seth | The US weekend kicked off with a mild rumbler and closed out with a sputter, as not even Lionsgate’s completely stupid Punisher remake of a remake of a remake managed to connect with completely-stupid-movie-loving audiences. Still, things continued to bode well for indepe—we mean specialty films—as Milk, Slumdog Millionaire, and a number of other brain-fertilising offerings continuing to show specialty legs. That said—buckle-up for a ride on the post-Thanksgiving Deja Vu Express, aka the Grove Trolley to Movie Hell:

‘Esquire’ Wants You to Know That Vince Vaughn is Fat Now

8:44AM Kyle Buchanan | When Vince Vaughn first made his mark with Swingers, he was so whippet-thin that his wild, improvised riffs almost seemed to be a unique form of cardio. Now that a decade has passed, though, things have changed — a fact that Esquire’s new issue takes great pains to point out. Vince Vaughn is not thin anymore, each line of its cover story (entitled “The Biggest Man in the Room”) seems to say. No, Vince Vaughn is now a fatty, a great big fatty fat person. Think we’re joking? Enjoy this opening paragraph, with all the ooky, relevant parts bolded in Defamer ChubbyFont™: More »

Why Can’t Reese Witherspoon Get First Billing?

3:57AM Defamer Hollywood | Correct us if we’re wrong, but didn’t Reese Witherspoon, y’know, win an Oscar just a few years ago? We’re pretty sure she did, but you’d never know it from this poster for Four Christmases, the upcoming comedy she stars in with Vince Vaughn. Despite the fact that Vaughn fired UTA and his manager after the star vehicle Fred Claus opened to less than his first $20 million paycheck, the poster still gives him first billing over the Oscar-winning, A-list Witherspoon (and for another Christmas movie, no less!). To be fair, Witherspoon’s last film Rendition was a box-office bust, but she wasn’t top-billed on that, either: new beau Jake Gyllenhaal was, despite the fact that he’s not yet proven himself as a box office draw. After winning the industry’s highest award and proving her ability to single-handedly open a comedy with films like Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Alabama, what more does Witherspoon have to do to be called first in the billing block? More »