fitness
Flotsam & Jetsam
If You Want To Lose Weight, Have A Baby
3:57AM Hamilton Nolan | Fat: the silent menace of new mums and just plain fat people alike. Scientists now tell us that you must either have a small human suckle the fat off your body, or cut your own gut open, to slim down. More »
People
Kristen Stewart Thinks Your Vampire-Driven Conversation Is Passe
1:35AM Foster Kamer | Kristen Stewart hates talking Twilight as much as I do. Jimmy Kimmel’s schtupping his writer, A-Rod’s batting better when schtupping Kate Hudson, Miley Cyrus sucks at tipping, Jon Gosselin sucks like he did yesterday. Presenting your Sunday Gossip Roundup! More »
People
Also Be Sure To Have The Face Of A Model
1:39AM Hamilton Nolan | Padma Lakshmi’s fitness secrets revealed: Be a freakish genetic outlier.
Online
‘Could [X] Have Saved Michael Jackson?’
6:11AM Hamilton Nolan | A real thing someone wrote: “Strength Training: Could It Have Saved MJ?” From a Demerol overdose? Not likely, crazy fitness blogger. Not even Lou Ferrigno could get Michael Jackson to lift weights!
Ongoing Richard Simmons Terror Campaign Leaves Dozens Wounded, Sweatin’
2:42AM Seth | As if nearly exposing Lisa Rinna’s snickerdoodle to a horrified America wasn’t enough, Richard Simmons’s campaign of meal-dealing terror continues to devastate Manhattan. More »
