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People
3:30PM Jess McGuire | Are we ever going to stop hearing from Chris Badenoch’s ex girlfriends? It seems unlikely. Even though it’s been, like, three years since MasterChef was on the telly (well, it feels like an age), it seems the notorious pantsman is still decent gossip fodder. More »
MasterChef Contestant Denies Cheating (Both On Girlfriend And During Televised Cooking Competition)
3:30PM Jess McGuire | Are we ever going to stop hearing from Chris Badenoch’s ex girlfriends? It seems unlikely. Even though it’s been, like, three years since MasterChef was on the telly (well, it feels like an age), it seems the notorious pantsman is still decent gossip fodder. More » 
People
12:01PM Jess McGuire | As someone who has followed the Peter Andre/Jordan relationship closely – from its promising beginning on television show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here when Jordan rebuffed Peter’s romantic advances by proclaiming he had a dick the size of an acorn, right to the bitter end – I was always under the impression that Dwight Yorke, the father of Jordan’s eldest child Harvey, was a rubbish father and quite the dim bulb. Seems I may have been wrong on both counts… More »
Dwight Yorke Slams Peter Andre
12:01PM Jess McGuire | As someone who has followed the Peter Andre/Jordan relationship closely – from its promising beginning on television show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here when Jordan rebuffed Peter’s romantic advances by proclaiming he had a dick the size of an acorn, right to the bitter end – I was always under the impression that Dwight Yorke, the father of Jordan’s eldest child Harvey, was a rubbish father and quite the dim bulb. Seems I may have been wrong on both counts… More »
Small Screen
10:55AM Jess McGuire | Caddish rogue James Murdoch recently besmirched the reputation of Britain’s most beloved public broadcaster, the fair damsel BBC – and now noble knight of the realm Mark Scott from our very own Australian Broadcasting Corporation has had to bravely step in and defend the BBC’s honour. Oh, it’s all so romantic! More »
ABC Boss Defends BBC’s Honour
10:55AM Jess McGuire | Caddish rogue James Murdoch recently besmirched the reputation of Britain’s most beloved public broadcaster, the fair damsel BBC – and now noble knight of the realm Mark Scott from our very own Australian Broadcasting Corporation has had to bravely step in and defend the BBC’s honour. Oh, it’s all so romantic! More »
Small Screen
4:36PM Jess McGuire | If you’d asked me at the beginning of this year’s MasterChef series which of the menfolk would end up becoming a total player when it came to the ladies, I don’t think I would have said beer enthusiast Chris Badenoch. But he appears to know how to break some hearts, and he recently copped a drink to the face for his troubles. More »
MasterChef’s Chris In Dramatic Pub Confrontation With Ex Girlfriend
4:36PM Jess McGuire | If you’d asked me at the beginning of this year’s MasterChef series which of the menfolk would end up becoming a total player when it came to the ladies, I don’t think I would have said beer enthusiast Chris Badenoch. But he appears to know how to break some hearts, and he recently copped a drink to the face for his troubles. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
3:47PM Jess McGuire | Question! Remember when Michael Jackson performed Earth Song at the Brit Awards back in 1996 and Jarvis Cocker leapt onto the stage as a protest against what he believed to be Michael’s slightly Messianic and completely ridiculous behaviour? More »
Michael Jackson Versus Jarvis Cocker
3:47PM Jess McGuire | Question! Remember when Michael Jackson performed Earth Song at the Brit Awards back in 1996 and Jarvis Cocker leapt onto the stage as a protest against what he believed to be Michael’s slightly Messianic and completely ridiculous behaviour? More »
Small Screen
2:20PM Jess McGuire | Sarah Murdoch doesn’t appear to be taking Cassi Van Den Dunge’s earlier offer of phallus suckling seriously… because she reckons the Twitter account is a fake! More »
Is Cassi Van Den Dunge’s Twitter Account A Fake?
2:20PM Jess McGuire | Sarah Murdoch doesn’t appear to be taking Cassi Van Den Dunge’s earlier offer of phallus suckling seriously… because she reckons the Twitter account is a fake! More »
Small Screen
12:01PM Jess McGuire | It seems feisty young model Cassi Van Den Dungen doesn’t think very much of Australia’s Next Top Model host Sarah Murdoch. How do we know this? Ahh, Twitter. You’re a magical beast, and I adore the way you help vaguely famous people share their every fleeting thought with the world. More »
Sarah Murdoch Fails To Impress ANTM Contestant
12:01PM Jess McGuire | It seems feisty young model Cassi Van Den Dungen doesn’t think very much of Australia’s Next Top Model host Sarah Murdoch. How do we know this? Ahh, Twitter. You’re a magical beast, and I adore the way you help vaguely famous people share their every fleeting thought with the world. More »
Music
2:42PM Jess McGuire | NME have delivered some deliciously catty goods with their collection of the best insults ever flung amongst famous music types. You should check them all out for yourself (there’s pictures! Pictures are nice, remember?!) but here are a couple of highlights. More »
The Most Vicious Put-Downs In Music
2:42PM Jess McGuire | NME have delivered some deliciously catty goods with their collection of the best insults ever flung amongst famous music types. You should check them all out for yourself (there’s pictures! Pictures are nice, remember?!) but here are a couple of highlights. More »
People
9:30AM Jess McGuire | I haven’t mentioned the latest Gordon Ramsay versus Tracy Grimshaw drama on Defamer Australia yet, but I could safely summarise my thoughts by saying “Gordon, don’t be a fucking tool” and then declaring that I hope he magically morphs back to being the lovable sweary chef I adored back in the days before he indulged in amyl fuelled trysts with professional mistresses and began attempting to insult female reporters by calling them lesbians.
But who cares about my thoughts, I want to hear from Julia Gillard! More »
Julia Gillard Gives Gordon Ramsay A Word Of Advice
9:30AM Jess McGuire | I haven’t mentioned the latest Gordon Ramsay versus Tracy Grimshaw drama on Defamer Australia yet, but I could safely summarise my thoughts by saying “Gordon, don’t be a fucking tool” and then declaring that I hope he magically morphs back to being the lovable sweary chef I adored back in the days before he indulged in amyl fuelled trysts with professional mistresses and began attempting to insult female reporters by calling them lesbians.
But who cares about my thoughts, I want to hear from Julia Gillard! More »
Radio
10:31AM Jess McGuire | Our esteemed Prime Minister has managed to anger one of the radio world’s most successful self-important arseholes, the inimitable Alan Jones, during a ritzy shindig at Parliament House the other night. More »
The Prime Minister And The Parrot
10:31AM Jess McGuire | Our esteemed Prime Minister has managed to anger one of the radio world’s most successful self-important arseholes, the inimitable Alan Jones, during a ritzy shindig at Parliament House the other night. More » 