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Happy Second Anniversary Of The Death Of Fidel Castro

1:26AM Pareene | As Perez Hilton readers know, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro died two years ago today, when he fell off some cliffs in New Zealand while filming a movie with Jeff Goldblum. Despite that, the Cubans keep releasing new photos of him! More »

Michael Moore Starts New Dictator Dating Trend

5:40AM Defamer Hollywood | When it comes to the Oscars, who you bring is just as important as who you wear. And sure, it used to be cool to take your significant other or your mom, but now, thanks to one little off-the-cuff remark from Michael Moore, you’re nobody unless you bring a dictator. On Tuesday, while walking the red carpet at the Semi-Pro premiere, the rotund documentarian joked about wanting to take the newly retired president of Cuba, Fidel Castro, as his date to the Academy Awards. As he says: “I got some great news today because I was trying to figure out how I was going to get Castro into the Oscars and for me he resigns today so he can come to L.A. and go as my guest and perhaps give the acceptance speech.” More »

Impending Death Announcements

9:30AM Defamer Hollywood | Perez Hilton, your go-to destination for news about the medical status of ailing dictators, is reporting that Castro has died. [PerezHilton] More »