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Where Teary Lindsay Lohan And St. Elmo’s Fire Meet In The Middle

3:30AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan is cracked out and running out of places! Or something. We’re not sure what Harry Potter is smoking but it’s awesome. Carrie Prejean has more sex on camera. Jon Gosselin, Exortionists: Dicknoses. Presenting your Weekend Gossip Roundup: More »
People

Heath And Lindsay Were Totally Boning When He Died

8:46PM Azaria Jagger | Dina Lohan says Lindsay and Heath were dating at the time of his death, Jacko’s funeral cost $US1 million, Fergie didn’t know what “cheating” meant until her therapist told her. Come, drink the sweet nectars of today’s gossip. More »
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So Much For The Kinder, Gentler Perez Hilton

2:19AM Ryan Tate | So here’s how Perez Hilton’s weekend ended: The gossip blogger ended up punched in the face and bleeding outside a Toronto club around 3 a.m., after calling singer Will.I.Am a “gay… fag.” So much for a new, nicer Hilton. More »
Big Screen

Nine Throws Down The Oscar Gauntlet

3:30AM Dodai
Judi Dench! Penny Cruz! Nicole Kidman! Daniel Day-Lewis! Kate Hudson! Sophia Loren!!! And, uh, Fergie! And everyone is SINGING & DANCING. [YouTube]

Fergie And Josh Duhamel Take You Inside Their Wedding, Bed

3:10AM Kyle Buchanan | Someday, Fergie and Josh Duhamel may have an inquisitive, precocious child who asks, “What was your wedding night like? How was the sex?” And Fergie will answer, “Why tell you when we can show you?” More »

Fergie Weds Josh Duhamel

2:10AM Kyle Buchanan | Fergie veils face, not crotch. [Us] More »

And To Think Some People Complain About Australian Commercial Radio!

9:30AM Jess McGuire | Ladies and gentlemen, here are the songs that were flogged to death on the wireless during the last financial year, according to the adorable sounding Phonographic Performance Company Of Australia, a group I like to imagine is run by a guy who looks like this. Anyway. Let’s see what was rockin’ our radios during the 07/08 financial year, yo! More »

Fergie Retrofitted With Crotch-Veil In New ‘Nine’ Promotional Photo

7:15AM Kyle Buchanan | After we covered the first promotional photo from Nine last week, this follow-up email from the Weinstein Company seemed simple enough: “Attached is a high res version of the shot you put up on the site Friday. Do you mind replacing it with this one?” Sure, we thought. After all, who wouldn’t want a closer look at the film’s eclectic cast, which includes Nicole Kidman, Kate Hudson, Judi Dench, and Fergie’s labia? Strangely, though, one of those performers appears to have gone missing thanks to an industrious Weinstein Co. photoshop. Check out the shocking evidence, after the jump! More »

Four Oscar Winners Plus Fergie’s Labia Add Up To ‘Nine’

6:15AM STV | The Weinstein Company this week released the accompanying portrait from Nine, director Rob Marshall’s musical currently shooting in London. The occasion was the American Film Market, where foreign buyers (and probably not just a few domestic distributors smelling blood) rummaged through Harvey’s Dollar Store for bargains on TWC properties, and as the photo suggests, nothing says “deal” like Penelope Cruz in her best bladder-holding pose opposite a spread-eagled Fergie. (Click through for a larger image.) More »

‘Nine’ Now Literally Stars Everyone With Addition Of Fergie

7:40AM Seth | Fergie has joined the ever-growing cast of the Weinstein Co.’s Nine. In her first role in a major motion picture, she’ll play “Saraghina, a lusty woman who introduces [Daniel Day-Lewis's character] to the world of sexuality” by lowering her drawbridge, extending a long straw, and sucking down the frothy contents of his simmering desire. In some ways you could almost say that she’ll drink his manshake—she’ll drink it up! (Forgive us.) [Variety] Mad Men endured another critic-derived facial, being named TCA’s program of the year, best new program, and best drama. [Variety] British actor James Purefoy close to signing on as the lead in The Philanthropist, an NBC series about “a renegade billionaire who uses his wealth to help people in need no matter the risks or costs” that’s loosely based on Donald Trump’s life. [THR] Selma Blair’s new sitcom Kath & Kim will take 30 Rock’s 8:30 p.m. Thursday slot, with 30 Rock pitching camp in the far MILF-friendlier environment of 9:30. [THR] High School Musical: Get in the Picture underperformed for ABC, curtailing that network’s plans for spinoffs High School Musical: My First Internet Photoscandal and Being Miley: The Search for America’s Next Virgin Slut. [Variety] More »