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Flotsam & Jetsam

Modern Technology Destroying The Family As We Know It

7:51PM the cajun boy | Remember when your mum would go into your room each morning to wake you for school? Well those days are gone, now that parents are so busy Facebooking that they have to text message their kids to wake them up. More »

Billy Ray Cyrus Sees A Lot Of His Young Self In Underwear Model Currently Banging His Daughter

8:40AM Kyle Buchanan | Our little Miley is growing up so fast! This weekend, the erstwhile Hannah Montana threw her Sweet 16 extravaganza at Disneyland (despite the fact that she won’t actually turn sixteen for several more weeks) and one of the most notable acts was a rendition of “Achy Breaky Heart” performed by both her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Miley’s new underwear-modelling beau, Justin Gaston. Though some fathers might blanch at the idea of a smooth-crooning 20-year-old dating their 15-year-old daughter, Billy Ray tells Access Hollywood that he sees a lot of himself in the briefs-clad hunk: More »

John And Jenny Deaves: Madly In Love, And Traumatising The Hell Out Of Us

8:05AM Jess McGuire | You know, we consider ourselves a fairly easy-going bunch here at Defamer Australia, but even we’re finding it slightly difficult to continue reading about the romance between John and Jenny Deaves. If you have no idea what we’re talking about (where have you been living, sirrah/madam? A cave in the middle of nowhere?), we’ll briefly explain the situation. On Sunday night, John and Jenny Deaves appeared on Sixty Minutes and proudly announced to the world that they’re just another loving couple with a beautiful baby daughter – and oh, by the way, they are also father and daughter. More »

Cougar Queen Demi Moore Contemplates Her Man-Harem

5:35AM Seth | The Kutcher-Moores grace the pages of the April issue of Harper’s Bazaar, in which the First Family of Cougardom weigh in on a number of topics, including how they manage to keep their Kabbalic faith after other celebrities have moved on to even trendier catalogue-order religions. But it’s the subject of Moore’s ex-husband and Rumer-fatherer Bruce Willis, who maintains an improbably cozy relationship with his Gen Y usurper, that repeatedly pops up:x More »