false terribles
Even The Lure Of Christie Brinkley In The Next Room Won’t Prevent This Man From Jerking Off To Internet Porn
8:40AM Molly Friedman | When fighting a highly publicized custody battle with the modelling industry’s reigning Good Girl Next Door, it’s probably not the smartest move to give Al Goldstein and Larry Flynt a run for their money as dirtiest old man. But that’s just what pervy adulterer Peter Cook did yesterday while testifying against original Uptown Girl Christie Brinkley. Providing us with a handy preview of Rob Lowe’s inevitable court date fighting for his straight-laced honour, the hottie architect let loose a series of confessions involving adorably vintage tales of web cam masturbation, office sex, and hush money hidden behind paintings. Read on for the sordid admissions that caused Cook to reach for a hankie and cry jurors a river. More »
Rob Lowe’s Nanny Finally Teaches Us The Definition Of ‘False Terrible’
3:35AM Molly Friedman | As we learned last week, Brat Pack alum Rob Lowe’s method of dealing with a pesky sexual harrassment charge made by his nanny includes letting the world know just how angry he is via blog. And coining our favourite new entry into the celebrity lexicon by calling the nanny’s claims “false terribles.” But as we saw on the Today Show this morning, nanny Jessica Gibson isn’t letting catchy phrases stop her from standing by her accusations. And she’s got one heck of a pit bull for an attorney to say that for her. Though Gibson could barely get a word in this morning, People reveals the lascivious nature of what exactly qualifies as a false terrible. The gory details and video of her interview, after the jump.
Rob Lowe And His Vicious Laundry List Of False Terribles
10:00AM Mark Graham | If you’re planning on going out and getting bombed tonight, it’s best to do so on a full stomach. Enter Dirt Sandwich, carefully crafted by Defamer’s Top Chef, Molly McAleer. Each week, she grazes through the rich pasture of tabloid television for the juiciest ingredients and then stacks them all together into an easily digestible sammy, one that’s guaranteed to soak up all the booze you’ll be pouring down your gullet this evening. This week’s Dirt Sandwich features Robin Williams’ appearance at Idol Gives Back (not showing any sign of his personal troubles!), the first interview Denise Richards has ever given in her bathroom (an E! News exclusive!), Jamie Lynn Spears’ romantic birthday dinner at a Louisiana Ruby Tuesdays (say what you will, but their Double Chocolate Cake is KILLER) and, of course, Rob Lowe’s allegations that his nanny was set to blackmail him with “a vicious laundry list of false terribles” (which, btw, became word of the week at Defamer HQ). Enjoy, kids … False Terribles! WATCH VIDEO More »
