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‘People’ Unveils Massive Cover Archive Online, All We See Are Fabio’s Pecs And John Travolta’s Quads
4:20AM Molly Friedman | It took them long enough, but People has finally seized the magical capabilities of the world wide web and uploaded each and every cover in its almost 45-year history online. And while we hand-picked a few of our favourites, from a very Dirk Diggler-looking John Travolta in 1983 to the sad black and white sight of Jennifer Aniston’s misty eyes looking up as Brad Pitt placed the wedding ring on her finger in 2000, we also featured a few after the jump that are slightly more disturbing. “Judge Judy Disrobed,” and Brooke Shields doing her whole kiddie porn thing back in the 70s, for example. Plus, a very special throwback to a time when the world wondered whether Britney was looking “too sexy too soon” … way back in 2000! More »
Short Ends: ‘Gimme More (Random Lookalike Actress Remix)’
7:10AM Defamer Hollywood | Remember that unknown actress who bore enough of a resemblance to Lindsay Lohan to take off her clothes in a parody video a few months back? She’s obviously found her niche as a seminude trainwreck-alike, because now she’s returned with in a remake of Britney Spears’ lazy-stripper video for “Gimme More.” Someone’s gone through the trouble of assembling a massive collection of screengrabs of all of David Duchovny’s Californication conquests. [link NSFW] Unbeknownst to us, the Fabio/George Clooney feud of early November was in need of further closure. Nothing says “let’s be friends” like a couple of new pals out for a leisurely motorcycle ride. If you’re trying to make a hardboiled gangster flick, isn’t your rich wife sprinkling some stardust on it the last thing you need? Categories/Tags: Britney Spears, Celeb Feuds, Clips, Fabio, George Clooney, Guy Ritchie, impersonators, Madonna, Short Ends More »
George Vs. Fabio: The Bird-Flipping Evidence
8:30AM Defamer Hollywood | As a follow-up to this morning’s post about a scuffle at Madeo between reigning hunks of two widely differing showbiz arenas – George Clooney and Fabio – we pass along this photo evidence, obtained by TMZ. In the pictures, the famed Lake Como resident is clearly seen delivering a middle-fingered salute in the direction of the male model, as annoyed that his extremely recognisable face might wind up on Fabio’s Flickr page as he was that his nemesis’s spoken-word album, “Fabio After Dark,” had outsold his own, “A Few of George Clooney’s Favorite Things,” by a ratio of nearly two-to-one. Fabio to Clooney: I Can’t Believe It’s Your Finger [TMZ] More »
