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12:45PM Jess McGuire | Is Sarah Murdoch’s pregnancy common knowledge? I’ve only been out of the country six days, and it seems I can barely keep up with what’s going on. Upsetting! Anyway, just in case it isn’t universally known already and you are interested in the fact Rupert Murdoch is going to become a grandfather once more, let’s take a peek at Woman’s Day. More »
There’s Another Little Murdoch On The Way…
12:45PM Jess McGuire | Is Sarah Murdoch’s pregnancy common knowledge? I’ve only been out of the country six days, and it seems I can barely keep up with what’s going on. Upsetting! Anyway, just in case it isn’t universally known already and you are interested in the fact Rupert Murdoch is going to become a grandfather once more, let’s take a peek at Woman’s Day. More » 
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8:54AM Jess McGuire | Despite feeling as though I should probably know better, I do kinda love Seal and Heidi Klum as a couple. I like how he stepped up for fatherly duties with Heidi’s daughter Leni, I like how they dress up for Halloween in ridiculously exotic outfits, and I like how they simply cannot stop having children.
Yes, there’s another one on the way! More »
Heidi Klum & Seal Expecting ANOTHER Baby
8:54AM Jess McGuire | Despite feeling as though I should probably know better, I do kinda love Seal and Heidi Klum as a couple. I like how he stepped up for fatherly duties with Heidi’s daughter Leni, I like how they dress up for Halloween in ridiculously exotic outfits, and I like how they simply cannot stop having children.
Yes, there’s another one on the way! More »
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12:15PM Jess McGuire | Congratulations to Catriona Rowntree and husband James who have announced they’re expecting their first child together. I guess that’s the end of my inappropriate Catriona Rowntree mime at parties. I have some scruples, you know. I could never make those gags (so to speak) about someone’s mother.
Catriona Rowntree soon won’t have much time to getaway – she is expecting her first child. The TV darling and her grazier husband James Pettit are thrilled.
“I am nearly halfway there, I am just not showing,” Rowntree said.
The bub’s half cooked and she’s still not showing? Well, if you’re pregnant and quietly seething at Catriona’s luck, prepare to hate a little more! More »
Catriona Rowntree Has Been Sperminated.
12:15PM Jess McGuire | Congratulations to Catriona Rowntree and husband James who have announced they’re expecting their first child together. I guess that’s the end of my inappropriate Catriona Rowntree mime at parties. I have some scruples, you know. I could never make those gags (so to speak) about someone’s mother.
Catriona Rowntree soon won’t have much time to getaway – she is expecting her first child. The TV darling and her grazier husband James Pettit are thrilled.
“I am nearly halfway there, I am just not showing,” Rowntree said.
The bub’s half cooked and she’s still not showing? Well, if you’re pregnant and quietly seething at Catriona’s luck, prepare to hate a little more! More »
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11:18AM Jess McGuire | My, Our Cate™ is a one woman Oscar winning baby machine! She’s already got three beautiful young lads with husband Andrew Upton – and now the Daily Telegraph suspects there may just be another bun in the oven. Hope that environmentally friendly Hunters Hill abode is big enough for y’all, Cate!
What was Cate Blanchett’s husband Andrew Upton doing loitering in the obstetrics ward at a private hospital on Wednesday?
This sounds decidedly sinister, but that may just be the use of the word “loitering” which traditionally belongs in articles about men who show their doodles in public, or drunkards. Or if it’s your lucky day, both! More »
Is Cate Blanchett Pregnant AGAIN?
11:18AM Jess McGuire | My, Our Cate™ is a one woman Oscar winning baby machine! She’s already got three beautiful young lads with husband Andrew Upton – and now the Daily Telegraph suspects there may just be another bun in the oven. Hope that environmentally friendly Hunters Hill abode is big enough for y’all, Cate!
What was Cate Blanchett’s husband Andrew Upton doing loitering in the obstetrics ward at a private hospital on Wednesday?
This sounds decidedly sinister, but that may just be the use of the word “loitering” which traditionally belongs in articles about men who show their doodles in public, or drunkards. Or if it’s your lucky day, both! More »
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1:37PM Jess McGuire | Oh happy day! It’s always nice to start a week of covering the idiotic celebrity “beat” with some good news, so it’s cheery to learn that beloved Australian actress and Crown Casino hater Rachel Griffiths is expecting another little one with her husband Andrew Taylor.
Aussie star Rachel Griffiths has revealed why she chose to wear an unusual golden toga to the Golden Globe awards last week. Rachel had good reason to choose comfort over corsetted style – she is pregnant with her third child. Rachel, 40, and her artist husband, Andrew Taylor, have two children: daughter Adelaide Rose, 3, and son Banjo Patrick, 5.
I wonder what ultra-Australian name they’ll give the newest addition to the family?
· Dorothea?
· Matilda?
· Skippy?
· Lawson? (Also: he has · a sweet moustache)
· Perth? (for a girl, obviously).
· Slessor?
· Ern?
· GANGgajang?
As ever, Defamer Australia welcomes your suggestions.
MORE: Rachel Griffiths is pregnant with third child More »
Rachel Griffiths Is Expecting Again!
1:37PM Jess McGuire | Oh happy day! It’s always nice to start a week of covering the idiotic celebrity “beat” with some good news, so it’s cheery to learn that beloved Australian actress and Crown Casino hater Rachel Griffiths is expecting another little one with her husband Andrew Taylor.
Aussie star Rachel Griffiths has revealed why she chose to wear an unusual golden toga to the Golden Globe awards last week. Rachel had good reason to choose comfort over corsetted style – she is pregnant with her third child. Rachel, 40, and her artist husband, Andrew Taylor, have two children: daughter Adelaide Rose, 3, and son Banjo Patrick, 5.
I wonder what ultra-Australian name they’ll give the newest addition to the family?
· Dorothea?
· Matilda?
· Skippy?
· Lawson? (Also: he has · a sweet moustache)
· Perth? (for a girl, obviously).
· Slessor?
· Ern?
· GANGgajang?
As ever, Defamer Australia welcomes your suggestions.
MORE: Rachel Griffiths is pregnant with third child More » 
Kate Langbroek Is Having Another Baby!
4:17PM Jess McGuire | Congratulations to Nova radio personality Kate Langbroek who is reportedly pregnant with her fourth child, according to the Daily Telegraph.
News that Kate Langbroek is pregnant with her fourth child surely means her bikini days are now well behind her. The mouthy southerner and her husband Peter Lewis will welcome a new baby in July. We hope the baby fares better in the name stakes than first-born son Lewis Lewis did. And no, we aren’t kidding. Other siblings are Sunday Lil and Art Honore.
Wow, way to be totally snide, Daily Telegraph! I can see why no one has put their name to the article (online, at least). Anyone who opens a piece about a woman’s fourth pregnancy with a line like “her bikini days are now well behind her” deserves to punch themselves repeatedly in the face until they lose consciousness.
MORE: Star Kate Langbroek pregnant again with fourth child More » Peter Andre And Jordan Are Having Another Baby!
1:28PM Jess McGuire | Pregnancy Thursday continues…
While a joint Abbie Cornish/Ryan Phillipe production is yet to be officially confirmed, it seems definite – in a UK tabloids kind of way – that Jordan and Peter Andre’s brood will increase next year, with news the big breasted polo enthusiast is three months gone.
Aussie pop singer Peter Andre is 100 per cent back with his wife, the busty model Jordan, with news she is expecting her fourth child. The glamour English model, 30, who now goes by the name Katie Price, is thought to be three months’ pregnant, the UK newspaper, The Daily Star, reports.
And guess where they’re going to raise the little one? Certainly not in Australia… No, apparently this latest addition to the Andre clan will grow up in the Los Angeles, with the Daily Telegraph insisting the birth will “cement their status” in the US.
The most truly disturbing part of the article? More » Abbie Cornish Knocked Up?
12:15PM Jess McGuire | Sydney Confidential seems to think Abbie Cornish’s return to Australia for Christmas this year will soon tie in nicely with an announcement she’s got a Ryan Phillipe DNA infused bun in the oven. Either that, or Sydney Confidential suspects she’s been eating egg yolks. Erm, okay guys.
An expanding waistline is a sure-fire indication of one or two things when you’re a 26-year-old actress. Either you’ve consumed too many egg yolks or you are pregnant. And so Abbie Cornish’s figure has been a catalyst for excited whispers since the actress flew home to Australia on Sunday.
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Kimberley Davies Is Having A Baby…
4:08PM Jess McGuire | Well, this is nice news, isn’t it?
After a tumultuous year repairing her marriage to husband Jason Harvey, Kimberley Davies has confirmed rumours she is expecting her third child.
Fantastic stuff!
Although… hang on a second… I distinctly remember announcing Kimberley Davies was having her third child back in February. More » 